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It is officially summer in Tucson

Started by Doktor Howl, May 23, 2013, 05:40:26 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
May 25, 2013, 07:02:37 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 25, 2013, 07:01:14 AM
Oddly, it was my first thought as well. I blame the geriatric porno poem thread.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
May 25, 2013, 07:03:54 AM
I feel so blessed. He should be rewarded. With a trip to Tucson. During the summer.
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Doktor Howl

#17
May 25, 2013, 07:10:40 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 25, 2013, 07:03:54 AM
I feel so blessed. He should be rewarded. With a trip to Tucson. During the summer.

All of you should come to Tucson.  None of the world's ills can touch you here.  On account of we have our own, and they're worse.  I mean, they're better.  Much better.  You won't hear me say a bad thing about Tucson, nope, no sir, big fan.
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May 25, 2013, 07:11:34 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 23, 2013, 07:24:52 PM

Thanks to the other thread, all I can think of when I look at that picture is

                   Eat my pussy
                               /


I worked in a nursing home for four unhappy months, on a locked alzheimer's unit.
They do say things like that.
They also fling poo.
Further proof we are primates if you needed any.


Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

#19
May 25, 2013, 07:18:36 AM
Well, if this thread is now about geriatrics porn, you know, I can do that.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#20
May 25, 2013, 07:57:40 AM
Geriatric porn IN TUCSON!

Sorry. I'm making up a song about that as we speak.
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