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Started by Left, May 26, 2013, 01:44:44 AM

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/30/tremaine-mcmillian-14-year-old-miami-dade-police_n_3362340.html

QuoteMcMillian's family told news outlets they were enjoying the beach when the officers took exception to the way the teen had been roughhousing with a friend in the surf. McMillian says the officers drove up on an ATV and confronted him before leaping off and choking him. Reports WSVN:

    "That's when the police had told us to stop, so I asked, why, and he told me, because he said so, and I asked why again. That's when he told me, 'Show me where your mom's at.'"

    McMillian said he was cradling his puppy Marco when it all went down. He said he was obeying officers and only wanted to lead them to his mom. His mother said, "As he was walking along the beach, the catwalk where the picnic area is, the police officers were on their ATVs, and my son was walking, and they jumped off their ATVs, grabbed him and slammed him to the ground."

QuoteMcMillian was charged with a felony count of resisting arrest with violence and disorderly conduct, according to Miami New Times. His case is reportedly scheduled for trial in July.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 05, 2013, 10:40:41 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/30/tremaine-mcmillian-14-year-old-miami-dade-police_n_3362340.html

QuoteMcMillian's family told news outlets they were enjoying the beach when the officers took exception to the way the teen had been roughhousing with a friend in the surf. McMillian says the officers drove up on an ATV and confronted him before leaping off and choking him. Reports WSVN:

    "That's when the police had told us to stop, so I asked, why, and he told me, because he said so, and I asked why again. That's when he told me, 'Show me where your mom's at.'"

    McMillian said he was cradling his puppy Marco when it all went down. He said he was obeying officers and only wanted to lead them to his mom. His mother said, "As he was walking along the beach, the catwalk where the picnic area is, the police officers were on their ATVs, and my son was walking, and they jumped off their ATVs, grabbed him and slammed him to the ground."

QuoteMcMillian was charged with a felony count of resisting arrest with violence and disorderly conduct, according to Miami New Times. His case is reportedly scheduled for trial in July.

Miami, so I'm assuming McMillan is Black.
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Doktor Howl

Doktor Howl wins the prize.  Yep, Black kid walking.  He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.

Best line:

"All of that body language alone is already letting the officers know that this is a person that now is obviously getting agitated and can become violent," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Alvaro Zabaleta."

Because nothing says "threatening hoodlum" like "14 year old with puppy".
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Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 05, 2013, 11:31:34 PM
Doktor Howl wins the prize.  Yep, Black kid walking.  He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.

Best line:

"All of that body language alone is already letting the officers know that this is a person that now is obviously getting agitated and can become violent," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Alvaro Zabaleta."

Because nothing says "threatening hoodlum" like "14 year old with puppy".

Yeah, one of those scary 14 year olds who look like they're 10.  ERHMAHGERD!

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When confronted by the authorities, you should immediately prostrate yourself, and start crying. Peeing your pants could be helpful as well.

Anything less would just be confrontational.
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Junkenstein

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 05, 2013, 11:33:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 05, 2013, 11:31:34 PM
Doktor Howl wins the prize.  Yep, Black kid walking.  He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.

Best line:

"All of that body language alone is already letting the officers know that this is a person that now is obviously getting agitated and can become violent," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Alvaro Zabaleta."

Because nothing says "threatening hoodlum" like "14 year old with puppy".

Yeah, one of those scary 14 year olds who look like they're 10.  ERHMAHGERD!

No, This will be one of those 14 year olds that appear to be mid 40's and 6-12 inches taller than they actually are.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Emo Howard on June 06, 2013, 10:01:35 AM
When confronted by the authorities, you should immediately prostrate yourself, and start crying. Peeing your pants could be helpful as well.

Anything less would just be confrontational.

Wrong. When confronted by the authorities you should immediately apologise politely for whatever it was that got their panties in a knot. And assure them it won't happen again.

Any other course of action will almost certainly result in a fight with the filth and/or prosecution. If you really feel hard done by, you can always smash the windows on their squad car after the event.

As with any tactical scenario, aggression or defiance should only be considered if your forces are more powerful. ie. Greater numbers or better armed. I learned this lesson when I was about the kid's age and (other than the odd night in the drunk tank) I've never been in any trouble with the filth.


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Doktor Howl

You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

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Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 05, 2013, 11:31:34 PM
Doktor Howl wins the prize.  Yep, Black kid walking.  He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.

Best line:

"All of that body language alone is already letting the officers know that this is a person that now is obviously getting agitated and can become violent," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Alvaro Zabaleta."

Because nothing says "threatening hoodlum" like "14 year old with puppy".

Does it ever occur to these cops that they're undermining their macho when they act like pussies?
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on June 06, 2013, 03:12:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 05, 2013, 11:31:34 PM
Doktor Howl wins the prize.  Yep, Black kid walking.  He's lucky they didn't just shoot him.

Best line:

"All of that body language alone is already letting the officers know that this is a person that now is obviously getting agitated and can become violent," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Alvaro Zabaleta."

Because nothing says "threatening hoodlum" like "14 year old with puppy".

Does it ever occur to these cops that they're undermining their macho when they act like pussies?

No.  Given my experience with "uniforms", they aren't that introspective.  Where their brains belong, there is only a big ball of testosterone and petty authority.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

AMEEEEERICA, AMEEEEEERICA!
\
:mullet:

Looking at them funny and asking "why?" twice. What the fuck did the kid expect, cos I could have stopped reading at that point and accurately predicted the outcome?

Yeah, it's wrong on some bullshit philosophical level but them's the rules of the game as it stands. Aint set to change any time soon so you either play by the rules, learn how to not get caught cheating or face a world of pain.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

AMEEEEERICA, AMEEEEEERICA!
\
:mullet:

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 03:49:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

AMEEEEERICA, AMEEEEEERICA!
\
:mullet:

Looking at them funny and asking "why?" twice. What the fuck did the kid expect, cos I could have stopped reading at that point and accurately predicted the outcome?

Yeah, it's wrong on some bullshit philosophical level but them's the rules of the game as it stands. Aint set to change any time soon so you either play by the rules, learn how to not get caught cheating or face a world of pain.

Yeah, some bullshit philosophical level.

Or basic rights.

Whatever.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:01:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 03:49:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

AMEEEEERICA, AMEEEEEERICA!
\
:mullet:

Looking at them funny and asking "why?" twice. What the fuck did the kid expect, cos I could have stopped reading at that point and accurately predicted the outcome?

Yeah, it's wrong on some bullshit philosophical level but them's the rules of the game as it stands. Aint set to change any time soon so you either play by the rules, learn how to not get caught cheating or face a world of pain.

Yeah, some bullshit philosophical level.

Or basic rights.

Whatever.

You say basic rights. I say pie in the sky fairy stories.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 04:03:15 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 06, 2013, 04:01:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 06, 2013, 03:49:46 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 06, 2013, 03:05:30 PM
You're all missing the point.  Go back and read the article again.

The kid was put in a choke hold and arrested on felony charges for, LITERALLY, looking at them funny.

:lulz:

AMEEEEERICA, AMEEEEEERICA!
\
:mullet:

Looking at them funny and asking "why?" twice. What the fuck did the kid expect, cos I could have stopped reading at that point and accurately predicted the outcome?

Yeah, it's wrong on some bullshit philosophical level but them's the rules of the game as it stands. Aint set to change any time soon so you either play by the rules, learn how to not get caught cheating or face a world of pain.

Yeah, some bullshit philosophical level.

Or basic rights.

Whatever.

You say basic rights. I say pie in the sky fairy stories.

Reptile brain business.

If people can't access their frontal cortex, it seems they could at LEAST use their dog brains or whatever.
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