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How to not say the wrong thing.

Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., May 28, 2013, 01:53:21 AM

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Richter

#15
May 29, 2013, 02:17:09 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 28, 2013, 02:53:20 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2013, 01:48:07 PM
So basically "Ignore the bullshit"?  Use this more than just when you have a crisis, it will help.  Trust me.

...and the fucking cult of the cancer.

Basically you can say anything to anyone not in the center of the shit storm. But to anyone more involved in the shit storm than you, only comforting, helpful stuff.

The person at the center should know this.
Anyone who cares to read / take this advice is by nature not the person who NEEDS to read it. 
Oh how I hates them all...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
May 29, 2013, 02:26:49 AM
Yeah. I think the article was more geared towards people who aren't the center who DON'T know this. Like the lady telling the cancer patient that her cancer wasn't just about her. It was about the lady.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

LMNO

#17
May 29, 2013, 04:06:47 PM
However, if your problem is with Roger, you must take proper precautions when attempting to turn him on.

Doktor Howl

#18
May 29, 2013, 04:07:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 29, 2013, 04:06:47 PM
However, if your problem is with Roger, you must take proper precautions when attempting to turn him on.

That's no way to live.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#19
May 29, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Neither is spending the rest of your life as a viusally-impared victim of Howl-induced sexual trauma.

Doktor Howl

#20
May 29, 2013, 04:10:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 29, 2013, 04:09:22 PM
Neither is spending the rest of your life as a viusally-impared victim of Howl-induced sexual trauma.

Thousands of unsuspecting Tucsonans disagree.  Or they would, if that were still within their capabilities.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#21
May 29, 2013, 04:25:46 PM
 :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#22
May 29, 2013, 09:05:05 PM
This took a decidedly disturbing yet delicious twist.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

EK WAFFLR

#23
May 29, 2013, 09:08:30 PM
Trauma I could live with ITT
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#24
May 30, 2013, 04:55:37 AM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP NOW?   :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Doktor Howl

#25
May 30, 2013, 05:04:01 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 30, 2013, 04:55:37 AM
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP NOW?   :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

Oh, it's not that fucking bad, for Chrissakes.  I mean, it's not even possible for me to be nekkid, at least not without contracting a lumber company or something.  So mental pictures involved can't be that bad.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
May 30, 2013, 04:35:57 PM
Naked Roger pretty much just looks like this:



I once thought I spent an entire evening having an intimate conversation with him, only to realize that I was alone in a 1970's motel room.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#27
May 30, 2013, 04:59:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on May 30, 2013, 04:35:57 PM
Naked Roger pretty much just looks like this:



I once thought I spent an entire evening having an intimate conversation with him, only to realize that I was alone in a 1970's motel room.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#28
May 30, 2013, 09:46:31 PM
I really hope he wasn't sleeping on my grandma's bedroom floor then . . .
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#29
May 30, 2013, 09:47:02 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 30, 2013, 09:46:31 PM
I really hope he wasn't sleeping on my grandma's bedroom floor then . . .

I can blend in perfectly, anywhere there are lava lamps.
Molon Lube
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