TREASON

[Doktor Howl]

I... I... I just don't get America, I think.

It's easy.  You snort crank up one nostril and heroin up the other, and then walk down the street accusing everyone else of loose moral standards until the men in the white jackets come lock you away.  At that point, you have achieved America™.

RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Emphasis on slap unless you want to know what that prodding burning sensation in your behind is.

[EK WAFFLR]

I... I... I just don't get America, I think.

It's easy.  You snort crank up one nostril and heroin up the other, and then walk down the street accusing everyone else of loose moral standards until the men in the white jackets come lock you away.  At that point, you have achieved America™.

RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

[Doktor Howl]

I... I... I just don't get America, I think.

It's easy.  You snort crank up one nostril and heroin up the other, and then walk down the street accusing everyone else of loose moral standards until the men in the white jackets come lock you away.  At that point, you have achieved America™.

RELAX IT'S ONLY SLAPSTICK

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

It totally is.  Except that Larry and Moe beat Curly to death for having the wrong values.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I think america has to be experienced.

I don't wish it on anybody though. Well, maybe Pol Pot.

[EK WAFFLR]

Call me a masochist, but I kinda want to experiene it, if only for a while.

[LMNO]

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