So long, Screwy!

[Doktor Howl]

http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/29/18578678-michele-bachmann-im-quitting-my-house-seat-in-2014?lite

also

http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/05/29/18583948-first-thoughts-bachmanns-surprise?lite

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

HA HA.

Sincere or attention whoring?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"Be assured, my decision was not in any way influenced by any concerns about my being re-elected to Congress," Bachmann said.  "And rest assured, this decision was not impacted in any way by the recent inquiries into the activities of my former presidential campaign or my former presidential staff."

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

YAY! IS REAL!

"Don't let the doorknob, &c., &c..."

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is this an abandon ship type thing, or is a Mitt Romney type thing, so she can focus on campaigning?

[Doktor Howl]

Is this an abandon ship type thing, or is a Mitt Romney type thing, so she can focus on campaigning?

Neither.  She's not going to get any funding, because she's proven ineffective.

So she's going to pull a Palin.  She'll be gone within a year of leaving office.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

[Doktor Howl]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

[Doktor Howl]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.

You know, that's a true statement. It isn't their fault at all that my sense of humor broke.

[Doktor Howl]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

That's hardly THEIR fault.

You know, that's a true statement. It isn't their fault at all that my sense of humor broke.

Also, she had this amazing habit of torpedoing her own ship.  If for no other reason, that was enough for me to want her to stick around.

[Left]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.

That's some hardcore crazy.

I'm glad that it seems like most Republicans are going, "OK, whoo, that's actually TOO crazy".

[Left]

So long as she isn't replaced with something worse, I call this a win.

Well, whomever it is won't be as FUNNY.  Frankly, I call it a loss.  She is a walking parody of the current right wing.

Which is why she's ineffective, and thus why she's not getting any stacks of filthy lucre next election.

None of them are funny to me anymore. Otherwise I'd agree with you.

...They are crazy.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-urges-spiritual-warfare-enforce-right-wing-policies

I think it would behoove us to wind them up to even daffier behavior if we can figure out a way to do so.

That's some hardcore crazy.

I'm glad that it seems like most Republicans are going, "OK, whoo, that's actually TOO crazy".

Well, there's going to be less racist, homophobic, anti-feminist white males in the future, so their marketing strategy has to change...
Have to pee right now, but about to read through this:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-gops-real-agenda-20130313

Big business will just start buying Democrats instead.