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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 29, 2013, 10:50:13 PM

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Freeky

Well, judges (juries?) have to set an example for all those hungry, poverty-stricken people who think they can just just help themselves to food that's meant for people who aren't poor and hungry!

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Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 01, 2013, 09:53:02 PM
Well, judges (juries?) have to set an example for all those hungry, poverty-stricken people who think they can just just help themselves to food that's meant for people who aren't poor and hungry!

You know, twice in my life, homeless people have tried to sell me shoplifted meat while I was gassing my car...
Upon both occasions the wrapping was filthy.
...I'm guessing these guys must have smuggled this meat out of the store in their pants.
...Is that a shoplifted pot roast in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Freeky

That is not a thing I have ever experienced.  I bet it's weird.

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Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on June 02, 2013, 12:11:22 AM
That is not a thing I have ever experienced.  I bet it's weird.

I am a freak, and other freaks instinctively gravitate to me.
On the whole ok with this, but sometimes it gets annoying.


Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy