A New/Old Office for the spreading of Mental Liberation

[East Coast Hustle]

I, St. Hugh KSC, Profederator of Witchery, & Ignifactus of Malaria, Sinisterium, Dexterium, and all other odd little lands with funny names, member and catalyst of several cabals, Discordian and otherwise, one of them being but not limited to the Purple Monkey Mafia/etc. do hereby solemnly and sillily announce the formation/fermentation of the Office of Homeland Obscurity. This new bureau's function will be to further elucidate the spurious/copius/dubious/malfunctorious reasons why we have such a monstrosity known as government in the first place and what we should do once we find the humorless wasted sliver of life who first suggested the idea. The joke of government, especially the present bushy government, has gone too far kiddies.
All of you who read this notice/announcement/set-of-esoteric-toilet-paper-instructions are hereby deputized as Agents of the aforementioned Office. Your first and only assignment is exactly what you think it is. So get to it. Consult your pineal gland for further developments. DO NOT DRINK THE WILD TURKEY!

bump-ump be-dump.