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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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A New/Old Office for the spreading of Mental Liberation

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, July 01, 2003, 11:13:36 PM

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May 26, 2006, 12:40:24 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCI, St. Hugh KSC, Profederator of Witchery, & Ignifactus of Malaria, Sinisterium, Dexterium, and all other odd little lands with funny names, member and catalyst of several cabals, Discordian and otherwise, one of them being but not limited to the Purple Monkey Mafia/etc. do hereby solemnly and sillily announce the formation/fermentation of the Office of Homeland Obscurity. This new bureau's function will be to further elucidate the spurious/copius/dubious/malfunctorious reasons why we have such a monstrosity known as government in the first place and what we should do once we find the humorless wasted sliver of life who first suggested the idea. The joke of government, especially the present bushy government, has gone too far kiddies.
All of you who read this notice/announcement/set-of-esoteric-toilet-paper-instructions are hereby deputized as Agents of the aforementioned Office. Your first and only assignment is exactly what you think it is. So get to it. Consult your pineal gland for further developments. DO NOT DRINK THE WILD TURKEY!

bump-ump be-dump.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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