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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2014, 11:18:04 pm »
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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #137 on: April 18, 2014, 03:37:57 am »
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/17/us/oregon-teen-urinates-into-water-supply/index.html?sr=fb041714teenwatersupply10aVODtopLink

 :lulz: Yeah, I woke up to that.

Before the era of surveillance cameras, people used to pee/swim/drown in the reservoirs all the time, and nobody was the wiser. I think we were drinking the water for two days the last time somebody drowned, before anyone realized. Oops!

But it is kind of amazing, that anyone would PEE IN THEIR OWN DRINKING WATER. Why does that ever seem like a good idea?  :lol:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #138 on: April 18, 2014, 03:41:41 am »
As an aside, those are the reservoirs that the people of Portland are livid are going to be replaced with new, covered reservoirs. Just because they're over 100 years old and at risk for cracking, sending millions of gallons of water down a hill and into surrounding neighborhoods! We've always had open reservoirs, dammit, and just because they're a giant flooding and safety liability doesn't mean they should be replaced!

Ah, Portland. How I love you. :lol:

(in case you were wondering, yes, birds do shit in them all the time).
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #139 on: April 20, 2014, 03:20:25 pm »
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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #140 on: April 27, 2014, 04:25:56 pm »
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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #141 on: May 04, 2014, 12:21:08 pm »
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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #142 on: May 06, 2014, 06:33:31 pm »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/video-drunken-woman-handcuffed-delta-flight-article-1.1608181

...the unidentified woman being a very butch lesbian chick I drink with here in Portland. Evidently, it was the pressure in the cabin that gave her airplane-groundingly strong hetero urges. I don't think she'll ever know how much I admire this accomplishment.
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« Reply #143 on: May 07, 2014, 03:33:48 pm »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/video-drunken-woman-handcuffed-delta-flight-article-1.1608181

...the unidentified woman being a very butch lesbian chick I drink with here in Portland. Evidently, it was the pressure in the cabin that gave her airplane-groundingly strong hetero urges. I don't think she'll ever know how much I admire this accomplishment.

Wow.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #145 on: May 19, 2014, 04:24:54 am »
http://www.king5.com/news/local/Naked-man-doing-push-ups-in-street-run-over-killed-in-North-Portland--257866511.html

Explain this shit, pls.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess drugs? Or possibly schizophrenia. 4 am on Columbia BLVD is NOT a good place to frolic.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #146 on: May 20, 2014, 09:39:48 pm »
Radio waves, transmitted from a control station, activating a unit, embedded in his molars during a "routine dental procedure"

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« Reply #147 on: May 21, 2014, 07:23:09 pm »
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« Reply #148 on: May 27, 2014, 05:34:30 pm »
http://www.vocativ.com/underworld/crime/exclusive-interview-elf-dropped-acid-jousted-car/
An Exclusive Interview With the Elf Who Dropped Acid and Jousted a Car
(He was convinced it was "Morgoth the Dark One"..... )

I used to say reality is for people who can't handle their acid. I think I may need to revise that.
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Re: Oh, Oregon!
« Reply #149 on: May 28, 2014, 02:32:32 pm »
http://news.yahoo.com/man-holding-breath-oregon-tunnel-causes-crash-185519380.html

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A 19-year-old man told investigators he caused a three-car crash when he fainted while holding his breath as he drove through a tunnel northwest of Portland, Oregon State Police said.

State Police Lt. Gregg Hastings said Monday he's not sure why Calhon was holding his breath, but some people hold their breaths in tunnels as part of a game or superstition.

The tunnel, called the Dennis L. Edwards Tunnel, was completed in 1940 and carries the highway through the Northern Oregon Coast Range mountains. It's 772 feet long, meaning that a car traveling at the posted speed limit of 55 mph would get through it in about 10 seconds.

Hastings told The Oregonian newspaper investigators do not believe drugs or alcohol played a role in the crash.

"It is odd," he said.
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