Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Review done:

Basically boiled down to "STOP NIGELING".   

I am right too often when arguing with people that don't have my training.   

You better stop that, you uppity engineer! 

I am not an engineer.  For one thing, I am sometimes wrong.  For another thing, other people are sometimes right.  Lastly, I cannot balance a coffee mug on my gut and walk around.

[LMNO]

Drive safe, Dok.

[Suu]

Looks like another mudstorm in the making. 

Your weather out there is awesome.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Looks like another mudstorm in the making. 

Mudstorm?

You should come here, its clear skies, warm sun, cold sea...

MUdstorm?

Wail a second... ANOTHER MUDSTORM? I don't think I'd stay for a sequel.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Tucson sounds like THE place to be.

[Doktor Howl]

8" of water in 2 hours.  Power's back on (they had to reroute power past Wilmot, where 16 power poles tangled into a heap), a lot of the sewers have collapsed¹, and there's sinkholes everywhere.

And everything is covered in mud.





¹  Between my building and the office building, the stand pipe has returned about 3 years worth of my Indian food to the surface.  You cannot imagine the smell.

[Doktor Howl]

This did not manage to put out the fire on Mount Lemmon, which is now only 50% contained.

Because Tucson.

[Doktor Howl]

Annnnnnnnd the sky has gone black again.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

It sounds like you're having the time of your life, Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

It sounds like you're having the time of your life, Dok.

Plants coming on line real sweet, like.

Which means we're gonna get knocked out again.

[Doktor Howl]

My computer appears to be haunted.  The CD drive keeps ejecting for no reason.

Great, first my desk, then my computer.

SOMEONE CALL THE HELP DESK!

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The ground caving in, raining earth and everything else.... is the plant built on an ancient burial site?

[Doktor Howl]

The ground caving in, raining earth and everything else.... is the plant built on an ancient burial site?

No, it's more of a Cecil B Demille thing.

[Doktor Howl]

On the plus side, the temperature dropped from 114F to 73F in an hour.

[Suu]

Ahh, the Tucson monsoon...