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Started by Cain, June 05, 2013, 11:14:09 PM

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Eater of Clowns

I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.
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We won't see him for a few days/weeks, then.

Suu

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 27, 2013, 07:09:45 PM
I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.

Oh shit, I forgot you worked for that county.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

Shithead students are gone.

Only the slightly annoying and quiet remain.  I can actually rest easy tonight, knowing flagrant acts of bullshit will not occur while I try to sleep.

Freeky


Doktor Howl

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:

You are the only reason that place runs and he knows it. If you go, the plant will explode in less than two weeks.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

I went outside. For a walk. It was more of a determined trudge. The climate is not hospitable for oxygen breathing life-forms. While the aromas of fresh cut grass and dog shit were delightful, the soupy mixture of humidified air and car exhaust was less enjoyable. But I was not harassed by anyone so that's something. Can't feel my left leg from the knee to the ankle, though. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 28, 2013, 02:00:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:

You are the only reason that place runs and he knows it. If you go, the plant will explode in less than two weeks.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.  But I handle contractors well.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 09:48:59 PM
Shithead students are gone.

Only the slightly annoying and quiet remain.  I can actually rest easy tonight, knowing flagrant acts of bullshit will not occur while I try to sleep.

Thank FUCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 27, 2013, 07:09:45 PM
I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.

Aw, lame.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: That's beautiful.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:

Achievement unlocked :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

FFffu my head hurts.

But I just made the most delightful peanut sauce and the chicken is roasting, and that should shut the kids up for half an hour or so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

This looks potentially less annoying than Facebook: https://www.potluck.it/

I won't know until I have enough friends to be able to figure out how the feeds and interactions work, though.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."