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Started by Cain, June 05, 2013, 11:14:09 PM

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LMNO

"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:57:07 AM
So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok:  :lulz:

This is SUBLIME.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 03:33:16 AM
This looks potentially less annoying than Facebook: https://www.potluck.it/

I won't know until I have enough friends to be able to figure out how the feeds and interactions work, though.

Not many people there yet.
I'm hoping for some kind of Next Big Thing, just to piss Zuck off.  :lol:
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Ben Shapiro

Jewcat PC up and running in a few minutes. Followed hopefully by Bearman PC.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Sweeeet

I can't figure out how to friend people who aren't already my friend on FB or Twitter.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 02:19:56 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 27, 2013, 09:48:59 PM
Shithead students are gone.

Only the slightly annoying and quiet remain.  I can actually rest easy tonight, knowing flagrant acts of bullshit will not occur while I try to sleep.

Thank FUCK.

Yeah, only working tonight and tomorrow morning, then I'm fucking DONE.

Also managed to pick up a dictionary of Sociology for free last night.  There was a dictionary of Psychology too, but I think my psychology library is significantly built up that I don't need it.  Well, so is my sociology library, I suppose, but the latter is somewhat more relevant to my interests.

Salty

After watching a bunch of bike nerds play polo I am immensely grateful for my chosen religion.

Everybody needs something, for me, it is you spags.

I love you fuckers, you're awesome.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:00:46 AM
"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

If you knew Jim, you'd appreciate it even more.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

Also, that VM you left last night -- I was giggling like a loon.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 01:45:09 PM
Also, that VM you left last night -- I was giggling like a loon.

Two amazing meetings, more or less back to back.
Molon Lube

Cain

So, in one of our student's vacated rooms, we found some skunk weed (potent enough to make my fingers smell, after just handling the bag) and a pregnancy test.

She's from Iran, by the way. 

I don't predict a bright future for the girl regardless.  Her boyfriend is the infamously violent student I've mentioned previously.  He controls her every action, right down to making her miss her taxi on the day of her flight to wait for him.  We found condoms outside the windows of both of their rooms before, so we know what was going on. 

It's not entirely clear whether the test was positive or not.  It was one and a half lines, which may mean the two lines faded, or that one came through via staining of some kind, after she threw it away.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm off to meet my PI! I'm nervous. Wish me luck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 28, 2013, 06:39:30 AM
Sweeeet

I can't figure out how to friend people who aren't already my friend on FB or Twitter.  :sad:

It threw a bunch of my friends' friends at me asking me to friend them.
If we haven't friended each other on facebook, where we might actually be interacting already, it'd be kind of creepy to friend them there.
"OH HAI YOU KINDA SORTA KNOW ME ON FACEBOOK BUT LET ME GET YOU SOMEPLACE MORE PRIVATE..."
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2013, 01:35:45 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 28, 2013, 04:00:46 AM
"Go find something to fuck" is my new favorite phrase.

If you knew Jim, you'd appreciate it even more.   :lulz:

It has the ring of a man trying to decide between "Go find something to do" and "fuck off".  :lulz:
Was he sputtering at that point?  :)
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