Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Eater of Clowns]

I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.

[LMNO]

We won't see him for a few days/weeks, then.

[Suu]

I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.

Oh shit, I forgot you worked for that county.

[Cain]

Shithead students are gone.

Only the slightly annoying and quiet remain.  I can actually rest easy tonight, knowing flagrant acts of bullshit will not occur while I try to sleep.

[Freeky]

Whoo!

[Doktor Howl]

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok: 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok: 

You are the only reason that place runs and he knows it. If you go, the plant will explode in less than two weeks.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I went outside. For a walk. It was more of a determined trudge. The climate is not hospitable for oxygen breathing life-forms. While the aromas of fresh cut grass and dog shit were delightful, the soupy mixture of humidified air and car exhaust was less enjoyable. But I was not harassed by anyone so that's something. Can't feel my left leg from the knee to the ankle, though. :P

[Doktor Howl]

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok: 

You are the only reason that place runs and he knows it. If you go, the plant will explode in less than two weeks.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.  But I handle contractors well.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Shithead students are gone.

Only the slightly annoying and quiet remain.  I can actually rest easy tonight, knowing flagrant acts of bullshit will not occur while I try to sleep.

Thank FUCK.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I will not be able to visit this place at work until a certain murder suspect and former professional football player is no longer there. I do believe the Investigations and IT departments will be happy to try and slam folks for unauthorized internet usage.

Aw, lame.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok: 

That's beautiful.

[Don Coyote]

So, today I got to lose my shit entirely to a bunch of bean counters.  My boss was then told to fire me.  He lost HIS shit, told the chief of bean counters to "FUCK OFF AND DIE, YOU PENCIL-PUSHING ASSHOLE!".  I was standing in his office door when he did this.

Dok: "I'm proud of you, Jim."

Jim:  "For WHAT?"

Dok:  "You totally just lost your shit."

Jim:  "I'm not proud of that."

Dok:  "You're turning into me."

Jim:  "Go find something to fuck, would you?  Get out of my office."

Dok: 

Achievement unlocked

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

FFffu my head hurts.

But I just made the most delightful peanut sauce and the chicken is roasting, and that should shut the kids up for half an hour or so.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This looks potentially less annoying than Facebook: https://www.potluck.it/

I won't know until I have enough friends to be able to figure out how the feeds and interactions work, though.