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Salty

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.

Because your body is like a tire that contains the rest of the car.

Unless that was a rhetorical question, in which case, yeah.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Don Coyote

I was having a pretty chill day. Bought some basic tools that I mysteriously don't own. Bought some books, some poetry, I think all that is left of Transmet, and RIFTS because for some reason I just love reading Palladium game books.

Nephew Twiddleton

Solidly trounced Pickles at Trek Trivia (we also made it a drinking game, so he is shitfaced, and I am less drunk than usual on a Saturday an hour after midnight). There were good times all around, but one question did make me think about race portrayals (aside from the fact that alien species are often referred to as races, of course).

Angela (Pickles' gf, who is black, and was the night's Trebek): What captain is not known to be an equestrian: Pike, Kirk, Picard, or Sisko.
:Twid and Pickles slap the table, Pickles is  bit quicker:
Pickles: Sisko.
Angela: Why, because he's black?
Twid: Have you ever seen a black equestrian?
Angela: No. Sisko is the correct answer.

It was meant to be a crass joke, but, it's true. Horsemen are almost universally white, or Native American. On a rare occasion Mongol.

ETA: What I mean is portrayed. I'm sure plenty of black people ride horses.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 02:05:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.
Temporarily...not sure how long.
Donate blood?
Order a cannula?

...If you've got any supermarkets that sell dandelion greens, or know of safe places to pick them, they are a fairly good diuretic. 
Personally I'd get some gub'mint pills though-I hope you can do that.

We like your brain the way it is, and don't want you poppin' blood vessels. :)

I was trying to donate blood at the time, they rejected me because my blood pressure was too high. :lol:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on June 08, 2013, 02:52:31 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.

Because your body is like a tire that contains the rest of the car.

Unless that was a rhetorical question, in which case, yeah.

Alty, consider the source.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:15:29 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 02:05:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.
Temporarily...not sure how long.
Donate blood?
Order a cannula?

...If you've got any supermarkets that sell dandelion greens, or know of safe places to pick them, they are a fairly good diuretic. 
Personally I'd get some gub'mint pills though-I hope you can do that.

We like your brain the way it is, and don't want you poppin' blood vessels. :)

I was trying to donate blood at the time, they rejected me because my blood pressure was too high. :lol:

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: El Twid on June 08, 2013, 06:15:23 AM
Solidly trounced Pickles at Trek Trivia (we also made it a drinking game, so he is shitfaced, and I am less drunk than usual on a Saturday an hour after midnight). There were good times all around, but one question did make me think about race portrayals (aside from the fact that alien species are often referred to as races, of course).

Angela (Pickles' gf, who is black, and was the night's Trebek): What captain is not known to be an equestrian: Pike, Kirk, Picard, or Sisko.
:Twid and Pickles slap the table, Pickles is  bit quicker:
Pickles: Sisko.
Angela: Why, because he's black?
Twid: Have you ever seen a black equestrian?
Angela: No. Sisko is the correct answer.

It was meant to be a crass joke, but, it's true. Horsemen are almost universally white, or Native American. On a rare occasion Mongol.

ETA: What I mean is portrayed. I'm sure plenty of black people ride horses.

I got your intent, totally. And you're right. The most I think I've ever seen a black guy on a horse in the media is Old Spice Guy. Despite this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/world/black-cowboys
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:15:29 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 02:05:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.
Temporarily...not sure how long.
Donate blood?
Order a Cramulus?

...If you've got any supermarkets that sell dandelion greens, or know of safe places to pick them, they are a fairly good diuretic. 
Personally I'd get some gub'mint pills though-I hope you can do that.

We like your brain the way it is, and don't want you poppin' blood vessels. :)

I was trying to donate blood at the time, they rejected me because my blood pressure was too high. :lol:

How I read it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2013, 06:23:01 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:15:29 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 02:05:47 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 01:34:40 AM
What I still don't understand about the blood pressure thing is, if my blood pressure is too high, won't letting some out help?

Works with tires.
Temporarily...not sure how long.
Donate blood?
Order a cannula?

...If you've got any supermarkets that sell dandelion greens, or know of safe places to pick them, they are a fairly good diuretic. 
Personally I'd get some gub'mint pills though-I hope you can do that.

We like your brain the way it is, and don't want you poppin' blood vessels. :)

I was trying to donate blood at the time, they rejected me because my blood pressure was too high. :lol:



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I'm on best behavior for the next 30 days: No drankin, no smokin, no red meat, reduced salt, plenty of exercise, potassium and folic acid supplements, hawthorne and CoQ10. All the things I should be doing anyway, but got complacent about.

SO YEAH, I'M MAD BRO!  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:26:57 AM
Quote from: El Twid on June 08, 2013, 06:15:23 AM
Solidly trounced Pickles at Trek Trivia (we also made it a drinking game, so he is shitfaced, and I am less drunk than usual on a Saturday an hour after midnight). There were good times all around, but one question did make me think about race portrayals (aside from the fact that alien species are often referred to as races, of course).

Angela (Pickles' gf, who is black, and was the night's Trebek): What captain is not known to be an equestrian: Pike, Kirk, Picard, or Sisko.
:Twid and Pickles slap the table, Pickles is  bit quicker:
Pickles: Sisko.
Angela: Why, because he's black?
Twid: Have you ever seen a black equestrian?
Angela: No. Sisko is the correct answer.

It was meant to be a crass joke, but, it's true. Horsemen are almost universally white, or Native American. On a rare occasion Mongol.

ETA: What I mean is portrayed. I'm sure plenty of black people ride horses.

I got your intent, totally. And you're right. The most I think I've ever seen a black guy on a horse in the media is Old Spice Guy. Despite this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/world/black-cowboys

That was a cool article. To be honest, I actually haven't seen white equestrians either, unless they were fictional. Oddly enough, my father's region of Ireland is known around the globe for horsebreeding (so much so that my one equestrian ex knew exactly where dad came from when I said "dad's part of Ireland is known for horsebreeding." Had we stayed together, I would have seen to it that we visited grandpa the third week of August), but I've never seen an Irish person, let alone a white person, ride a horse IRL.

This is also pretty cool because it takes two stereotypically white things and combines them in one weird African phenomenon: Heavy Metal Cowboys. http://www.vice.com/read/atlas-hoods-botswanas-cowboy-metalheads
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Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:26:57 AM

The most I think I've ever seen a black guy on a horse in the media is Old Spice Guy. Despite this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/world/black-cowboys

My immediate thought was of this guy:


@ Twid, Botswana heavy metal cowboys...awesome.

Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:26:57 AM

The most I think I've ever seen a black guy on a horse in the media is Old Spice Guy. Despite this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/world/black-cowboys

My immediate thought was of this guy:


@ Twid, Botswana heavy metal cowboys...awesome.

Dude. Being a Black Metaller (yuk yuk- Black Metallers are generally Norwegian) in Botswana is pretty hard core. I bitch about the weather here in my office attire. These dudes are wearing full out leather going to damn near kill you in the mosh pit gear in one of the hottest land masses on Earth.

Twid,
Cool with Soviet hand-me-downs.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: El Twid on June 08, 2013, 07:01:13 AM
Quote from: hylierandom, A.D.D. on June 08, 2013, 06:51:56 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 08, 2013, 06:26:57 AM

The most I think I've ever seen a black guy on a horse in the media is Old Spice Guy. Despite this: http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/15/world/black-cowboys

My immediate thought was of this guy:


@ Twid, Botswana heavy metal cowboys...awesome.

Dude. Being a Black Metaller (yuk yuk- Black Metallers are generally Norwegian) in Botswana is pretty hard core. I bitch about the weather here in my office attire. These dudes are wearing full out leather going to damn near kill you in the mosh pit gear in one of the hottest land masses on Earth.

Twid,
Cool with Soviet hand-me-downs.

Also, now that I think about it, if I reincarnate as a Botswanan female, remind me to do the monkey thing as a gig precursor and not a end the night sort of thing.

Man stank no es bueno.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Suu

Bag on ceiling split. Boyfriend wouldn't wake up, so I'm in the living room listening to the storm blow over. Just took 2 Benedryl. Expecting to pass out in a few.

Decided I hate Providence, again.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Suu on June 08, 2013, 07:14:28 AM
Bag on ceiling split. Boyfriend wouldn't wake up, so I'm in the living room listening to the storm blow over. Just took 2 Benedryl. Expecting to pass out in a few.

Decided I hate Providence, again.

Stay safe and sane.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS