Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://cuzinlogic.com/2013/06/the-golden-apple-of-discord/  saw this .. .didn't wanna give it its own thread though...it appears to be discordia meets Twilight? maybe?

ruling vamperic government

It looks terrible. But for $3.99, I might be willing to find out the hard way. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1482063506/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My board:

Being built:


A guy balancing it on his face:


At the bar while I enjoy a refreshing beverage:

[Salty]

Sweet board.

So I had these two friends once. At least that's what they thought they were.
I was biking home wearing: the hat my sister bought me, work pants i got from value village, a hoody I bought on sale for 2 bucks, and crocs I bought 5 years ago.

I hate buying clothes. Hate it. I hate the obsession people get with clothes. And living where I do I can fully afford to not give a fuck about what people think about the way I dress.

For one thing im too damned busy. In fact, I had just done a 10 hour shift, six massages, all deep tissue, and was biking home (on an old cruiser my wife gave me when she moved in with me) when:

These two asses that I know see me from across the street. One of these I used to bang sometimes because in thought he had a brain. But after I came back from my vacation last years said: those are are hipster shoes, after I showed him my new shoes (acquired by asking "which are the most comfortable for walking that you have?"). When I showed a picture of Nigel and me said "Oh she's a total hipster" and finally when I explained about.larding and asked if he wanted to try it out some time said "I would...but wouldn't want people to think I'm a hipster."

After which I stopped banging him.

Anyway, THAT guy and his buff are standing there talking to me, halting my 5 mile ride home. Apparently they're thought, look at that fucking hipster, oh hey we know that guy
And then told me, we were just thinking of you, and how you have Hank Hill syndrome (no ass).

1. I totally do now after all the work and OUTSIDE I've gotten in the last year.
2. That's pretty much all the info they had for me. Its the only thing pur relationship is built on, it.seems.

So, really, fuck those guys. I've got shit to do and don't needs to stop for every asshole on the street.

[Don Coyote]

Nigel, why you so cool?

Alty, why you so cool?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Loving those oldschool wheels!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks! They spin and spin, totally sweet.

Alty, that guy sounds like a dick.  Although I'm flattered that he looked at my 40-something mom ass and thought "hipster".

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, you illustrate a perfect point, which is that "the hipster look" is typified by not being materialistic and wearing whatever secondhand clothes are cheapest and most comfortable, or alternately by dressing like a working guy.

The ALTERNATIVE to looking like a hipster is LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE with Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and backwards baseball caps.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Where the fuck is everyone today?

[Salty]

Also, you illustrate a perfect point, which is that "the hipster look" is typified by not being materialistic and wearing whatever secondhand clothes are cheapest and most comfortable, or alternately by dressing like a working guy.

The ALTERNATIVE to looking like a hipster is LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE with Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and backwards baseball caps.

Yup. Additionally, every single person I asked "what is a hipster" IRL last year have a different answer. Yet, they all respond in the affirmative if you give them hotpoints like PBR and such.

And then there's the fact that I have better thing to do with my time than either pointing out people hipsterness or associating with those that do.

[trippinprincezz13]

Also, you illustrate a perfect point, which is that "the hipster look" is typified by not being materialistic and wearing whatever secondhand clothes are cheapest and most comfortable, or alternately by dressing like a working guy.

The ALTERNATIVE to looking like a hipster is LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE with Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and backwards baseball caps.

Yup. Additionally, every single person I asked "what is a hipster" IRL last year have a different answer. Yet, they all respond in the affirmative if you give them hotpoints like PBR and such.

And then there's the fact that I have better thing to do with my time than either pointing out people hipsterness or associating with those that do.

Sounds like something a hipster would say....


(just joking around, man)

[Salty]

 

Also, you illustrate a perfect point, which is that "the hipster look" is typified by not being materialistic and wearing whatever secondhand clothes are cheapest and most comfortable, or alternately by dressing like a working guy.

The ALTERNATIVE to looking like a hipster is LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE with Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and backwards baseball caps.

Yup. Additionally, every single person I asked "what is a hipster" IRL last year have a different answer. Yet, they all respond in the affirmative if you give them hotpoints like PBR and such.

And then there's the fact that I have better thing to do with my time than either pointing out people hipsterness or associating with those that do.

Sounds like something a hipster would say....


(just joking around, man)

[LMNO]

HEY!

I fucking like dressing well, got that? If Ron Swanson is my spirit animal, then Tim Gunn is my Guardian Angel. No matter what my self-perception of size or handsome-ness I may feel at any given time, I know my look is SHARP, and lets people know I am not to be fucked with. I know about fit, style, and how long my cuffs and tie have to be to make me look fucking GOOD.

Some of you dicks are naturally cute, and can get away with sweatpants and a ratty T-Shirt. The rest of us need all the help we can get.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Also, you illustrate a perfect point, which is that "the hipster look" is typified by not being materialistic and wearing whatever secondhand clothes are cheapest and most comfortable, or alternately by dressing like a working guy.

The ALTERNATIVE to looking like a hipster is LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE with Abercrombie and Fitch clothes and backwards baseball caps.

Yup. Additionally, every single person I asked "what is a hipster" IRL last year have a different answer. Yet, they all respond in the affirmative if you give them hotpoints like PBR and such.

And then there's the fact that I have better thing to do with my time than either pointing out people hipsterness or associating with those that do.

Fucking BINGO.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HEY!

I fucking like dressing well, got that? If Ron Swanson is my spirit animal, then Tim Gunn is my Guardian Angel. No matter what my self-perception of size or handsome-ness I may feel at any given time, I know my look is SHARP, and lets people know I am not to be fucked with. I know about fit, style, and how long my cuffs and tie have to be to make me look fucking GOOD.

Some of you dicks are naturally cute, and can get away with sweatpants and a ratty T-Shirt. The rest of us need all the help we can get.

You look like the subgenre of hipster that most of my friends are, the Dandy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I deal with clothes by having a uniform that I choose for each season. That way all the clothes I pick up off the floor in the morning match. Winter was leg warmers and sweater dresses. Spring was skinny jeans and tunics. Summer is linen cargo dresses.

I mostly look like some sort of grown-up professional thingie.