Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Summertime means shirtless man season.

Almost swerved into a parked car today.

Dude, srsly. My week in PTown was wall-to-wall shirtless men. Yowza.

Inspired, I am making a bowl of dicks for the gallery's July show. 

GLASS DILDO TIME. FINALLY!

Not really. I don't, as a policy, make functional glass of any kind.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Back just keeps getting better. And more painful, but that's to be expected what with me being SUPER active all of a sudden. 10 mile bike ride, every day? Fuck yeah.

Also, I'm on a roll re: the Black Dragon. Go read it folks. I'd love to hear your opinion of it.

You might be in pain, but at least you'll be SMOKIN HOT while you're in pain.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I fucking hate the heat. and i fucking hate having large boobs.

i have a sore underboob rash, caused by the sweat, it is sore and making me grumpy

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I fucking hate the heat. and i fucking hate having large boobs.

i have a sore underboob rash, caused by the sweat, it is sore and making me grumpy

Gold Bond is your friend.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Today is pretty much a wash for me. Fuck it, it's over, can it be Monday already?

Oh well. The rest of my week went pretty good so one shitty day out of seven isn't so bad.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I fucking hate the heat. and i fucking hate having large boobs.

i have a sore underboob rash, caused by the sweat, it is sore and making me grumpy

Gold Bond is your friend.

Do they sell it in the UK? what is it?

[Freeky]

I fucking hate the heat. and i fucking hate having large boobs.

i have a sore underboob rash, caused by the sweat, it is sore and making me grumpy

Gold Bond is your friend.

Do they sell it in the UK? what is it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Bond_medicated_powder

Looks like it's not a brand that would be sold in the UK, but perhaps you guys have something similar?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I ordered some spray that does the skin healing thing, and i have talc and such to stop it from getting worse.

[Left]

I ordered some spray that does the skin healing thing, and i have talc and such to stop it from getting worse.

Diaper rash ointment.

[The Johnny]

Well, some plumbing hose connector got broken while i was gone, came back to an inundated room XD

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Well, some plumbing hose connector got broken while i was gone, came back to an inundated room XD

That sucks.

[EK WAFFLR]

Back just keeps getting better. And more painful, but that's to be expected what with me being SUPER active all of a sudden. 10 mile bike ride, every day? Fuck yeah.

Also, I'm on a roll re: the Black Dragon. Go read it folks. I'd love to hear your opinion of it.

You might be in pain, but at least you'll be SMOKIN HOT while you're in pain.

The pain will subside soon enough too, and it's a "my body has been used" pain, instead of the previous " I can't even move!" pain, so I ain't complainin'

[The Johnny]

Well, some plumbing hose connector got broken while i was gone, came back to an inundated room XD

That sucks.

Nah, its not that way, like, look:

Things like these are just funny or cute in comparison to say, the house's water pump making a short circuit last week or etc

My general point is actually for all of us that, let's try to put some perspective into our lives, and let's try to have a laugh about it in contrast to whatever we have gone thru before; obviously if what we are dealing with currently is darker than what we have dealt with before is a different story, but yeah, let's try not to get sunk by the everyday junk that happens.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Well, some plumbing hose connector got broken while i was gone, came back to an inundated room XD

That sucks.

Nah, its not that way, like, look:

Things like these are just funny or cute in comparison to say, the house's water pump making a short circuit last week or etc

My general point is actually for all of us that, let's try to put some perspective into our lives, and let's try to have a laugh about it in contrast to whatever we have gone thru before; obviously if what we are dealing with currently is darker than what we have dealt with before is a different story, but yeah, let's try not to get sunk by the everyday junk that happens.

Mmm. Was the 'sunk' part a pun? :P

[The Johnny]

Well, some plumbing hose connector got broken while i was gone, came back to an inundated room XD

That sucks.

Nah, its not that way, like, look:

Things like these are just funny or cute in comparison to say, the house's water pump making a short circuit last week or etc

My general point is actually for all of us that, let's try to put some perspective into our lives, and let's try to have a laugh about it in contrast to whatever we have gone thru before; obviously if what we are dealing with currently is darker than what we have dealt with before is a different story, but yeah, let's try not to get sunk by the everyday junk that happens.

Mmm. Was the 'sunk' part a pun? :P

I randomly make rhymes and puns, but they are never actually intentional.