Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Uninhabitable. When will you people figure that out? The place is TRYING TO KILL YOU. It isn't kidding.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

[Doktor Howl]

Uninhabitable. When will you people figure that out? The place is TRYING TO KILL YOU. It isn't kidding.

ATTN, OPERATORS:  IF THERE IS WATER FLOWING OUT OF A 480VAC CABINET, DO NOT ENERGIZE CABINET.

BOILER VERY OVER.  REST OF PLANT RUNNING.  IN YOUR FACE, TUCSON!

Dok,
Getting the hell up out of here.

[Doktor Howl]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

And very well done.  5 thunderstorms collided over the plant.  Check the radar if you don't believe me.

AMAZING.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Holy fuckballs what the hell is wrong with Tuscon?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

[Left]

The sad thing is, there are many perfectly nice American tourists.  I had lunch with two today, for example. 

But British tourists tend to be just as bad.  "I SAID "A PINT OF STELLA POR FAVORE." WHY DONT YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MANUEL?" - actually overhead in a bar in Siena.  And they wonder why the Sienese hate tourists.

In Monterrey, Mexico, I left a trail of confused, yet well-tipped Mexicans in my wake.
My Spanish is pretty awful.

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

And very well done.  5 thunderstorms collided over the plant.  Check the radar if you don't believe me.

AMAZING.

Interesting...
It's like, if you want something really awful to happen just go to Tucson and ask.

...At least you don't have a level 4 CDC containment lab under ground level in a flood zone.

We DID.
Whatever was in it went into the bayous in '99, during Allison, when it filled up.
We don't even (officially) KNOW what was being studied in the lab...and the (official) story was that it was a level 3 containment lab.
Nope, because I later met someone who worked security for the lab.  It's a level 4.
Level 4 containment is stuff like, you know, hemorrhagic fevers and whatnot.
Houstonians haven't been dropping dead in great numbers though, so I guess it's ok.

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[Q. G. Pennyworth]

The sad thing is, there are many perfectly nice American tourists.  I had lunch with two today, for example. 

But British tourists tend to be just as bad.  "I SAID "A PINT OF STELLA POR FAVORE." WHY DONT YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MANUEL?" - actually overhead in a bar in Siena.  And they wonder why the Sienese hate tourists.

In Monterrey, Mexico, I left a trail of confused, yet well-tipped Mexicans in my wake.
My Spanish is pretty awful.

Did you yell at them for not speaking English?

[Richter]

The board just ate my review of Dimo's show yesterday.

Plain and simple, he sang good, and gave the crowd more than they deserved.  He hated them, but with sincerity they earned by asking him to shorten his set. 

Apparently, Leln, Luna and I were the only ones who brought knives, and were applauded by the elder punk rock roadies for it.

A mad carnivorous digger tried to roast a goat, but once it had caught fire for the third time, we went off for greener pastures.  (Leln was thumbing through a book on flash frying hipster, and Luna CERTAINLY had nothing to do with the creep beaten into agony and tossed against the vine-covered chain link fence.  Suu and Navyguy had to bug out earlier for throwing oranges at the natives. )  We extracted the Cherokee from a crowd of painted fuckmooks, and roared back up the hill to the land of milk and greasy American Italian cooked by Pakistanis.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

IF THAT FUCKING TGRR WOULD STAY DEAD i'D MAYBE GET A HANG OF IT!

ALSO i HATE PHOENIX. THAT ISN'T HELPFUL.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

My delivery is late. The air is sticky and heavy, but the goods have not materialized. Well there was that half-mile stretch of the freeway this morning that was like driving through a hurricane, but that only lasted 2 minutes and I only passed 3 different wrecks.

[Freeky]

he and vex asked for rain.

THEY ASKED, DAMNNIT

I think your aim is just fine, Pixie.  I can't tell you how good it feels for there to be moisture in the air after weeks of baking and cooking by sunlight, quite literally.  You can feel your skin cook.  It's not nice.  And evaporative coolers DO NOT HELP.

Keep up the good work, Pixie!

[Left]

The sad thing is, there are many perfectly nice American tourists.  I had lunch with two today, for example. 

But British tourists tend to be just as bad.  "I SAID "A PINT OF STELLA POR FAVORE." WHY DONT YOU SPEAK ENGLISH MANUEL?" - actually overhead in a bar in Siena.  And they wonder why the Sienese hate tourists.

In Monterrey, Mexico, I left a trail of confused, yet well-tipped Mexicans in my wake.
My Spanish is pretty awful.

Did you yell at them for not speaking English?

Of course not.  I'm a guest in their country.
Then again on the rare occasion I get to travel anywhere, I am usually running around like a big goofy kid, full of enthusiasm for EVERYTHING!

[Left]

In other news:
Lou is...still alive!
His daughter will provide me with a number where I can call him soon!
YAY!

And my sense of smell has returned!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yay! Great news, hylie.