Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I've had a meal, brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash twice. I still taste garlic. Apparently there IS such a thing as too much garlic on your pizza. Time to brush my teeth again and go to work!

[LMNO]

My bowels have begun to behave themselves.  I am at work with partially-functioning bowels.

This pleases me.

[Suu]

Why I don't cosplay much anymore.

Exhibit A:

http://stickiebun13.tumblr.com/post/54962207802/warning-to-any-female-cosplayer-in-the-chicago-and

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I've had a meal, brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash twice. I still taste garlic. Apparently there IS such a thing as too much garlic on your pizza. Time to brush my teeth again and go to work!

Did you try eating all the parsley?

[Doktor Howl]

My bowels have begun to behave themselves.  I am at work with partially-functioning bowels.

This pleases me.

The horror...the horror...

[Suu]

This just in: Blast heard emanating from within Tucson chemical plant. Investigation to follow...

[Doktor Howl]

This just in: Blast heard emanating from within Tucson chemical plant. Investigation to follow...

"Just another day in The Happy Place."
- Tucson Fire Department Spokesman.

[East Coast Hustle]

I've had a meal, brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash twice. I still taste garlic. Apparently there IS such a thing as too much garlic on your pizza. Time to brush my teeth again and go to work!

Did you try eating all the parsley?

Nobody eats the parsley.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've had a meal, brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash twice. I still taste garlic. Apparently there IS such a thing as too much garlic on your pizza. Time to brush my teeth again and go to work!

Did you try eating all the parsley?

Nobody eats the parsley.

Is that a Seinfeld joke?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My bowels have begun to behave themselves.  I am at work with partially-functioning bowels.

This pleases me.

Oh sweet jesus...

[LMNO]

I've had a meal, brushed my teeth twice and used mouthwash twice. I still taste garlic. Apparently there IS such a thing as too much garlic on your pizza. Time to brush my teeth again and go to work!

Did you try eating all the parsley?

Nobody eats the parsley.

Is that a Seinfeld joke?

I figured it was a reference to 80's garnish.  Can I get a radish carved into a rose, as well?

[Salty]

Hah. Thanks ATT, Thanks for taking a grand out of my checking account leaving me pretty much fucked for:

doing anything involving money for my wife's birthday this week
Fixing up the tires on my commuter, which are about 50 years old.
Drinking beer
Preventing my bank account from.being frozen in 10 days because I won't be able to earn put getting my account put of the red in that time

THANKS.

[Doktor Howl]

Hah. Thanks ATT, Thanks for taking a grand out of my checking account

?

[Salty]

Hah. Thanks ATT, Thanks for taking a grand out of my checking account

?

$301 I paid intentionally.
$301 they took out because I set up a payment arrangement a month ago, thinking it would aytomatically stop if I paid it ahead of time.
$447 for the next months bill for I DON'T KNOW.

On the phone now.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

In Portland, there are a lot of joints where you still get an orange slice and a sprig of parley with your meal. The orange slice is to refresh your palate after you eat, and the parsley is to freshen your breath.