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Started by Doktor Howl, June 11, 2013, 04:17:49 PM

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Doktor Howl

June 11, 2013, 04:17:49 PM
I don't know how many times I have to say it.  DO NOT FEED THE BEARS.

It makes them aggressive...And Boston just isn't ready for that sort of business.   
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
June 11, 2013, 04:31:31 PM
Boston?  :lol: OSHI-
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#2
June 11, 2013, 04:34:40 PM
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, BOSTON!?

Doktor Howl

#3
June 11, 2013, 04:39:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 11, 2013, 04:34:40 PM
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS, BOSTON!?



LMNO is bringing SEXY back!

Um.

LMNO is bringing Ursines back!

Wait, wait...

LMNO IS BRINGING SEXY URSINES BACK!
Molon Lube

LMNO

#4
June 11, 2013, 04:40:38 PM
LMNO IS BRINGING BACK HAIR BACK!

Doktor Howl

#5
June 11, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
June 11, 2013, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 11, 2013, 04:40:38 PM
LMNO IS BRINGING BACK HAIR BACK!

:|

Too late.

Yeah, I think Roger has that covered. ALL OVER HIS BACK HO HO HO HAHA HEE SNRCH!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
June 11, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



:eek: Why are his balls so enormous?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#9
June 11, 2013, 04:55:11 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 04:53:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2013, 04:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 11, 2013, 04:40:38 PM
LMNO IS BRINGING BACK HAIR BACK!

:|

Too late.

Yeah, I think Roger has that covered. ALL OVER HIS BACK HO HO HO HAHA HEE SNRCH!

If only the horror stopped there.  If only.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
June 11, 2013, 05:09:38 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



:eek: Why are his balls so enormous?

Hernia, maybe?  :aaa:
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Ben Shapiro

#11
June 11, 2013, 05:56:35 PM
This confuses me in every way possible maybe I should eat a Snickers.

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
June 11, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



:eek: Why are his balls so enormous?

God, I hope that doesn't happen to me.

:looks at Dok:

That's not going to happen to me, right?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#13
June 11, 2013, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 11, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



:eek: Why are his balls so enormous?

God, I hope that doesn't happen to me.

:looks at Dok:

That's not going to happen to me, right?

No, you are Irish.  They'll just wither up and fall off when you're 40.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
June 11, 2013, 06:12:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 11, 2013, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: El Twid on June 11, 2013, 06:08:14 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 11, 2013, 04:53:59 PM
Quote from: stelz on June 11, 2013, 04:44:13 PM
LESS HAIRY GUY FEELS LEFT OUT. SAD BANANA.



:eek: Why are his balls so enormous?

God, I hope that doesn't happen to me.

:looks at Dok:

That's not going to happen to me, right?

No, you are Irish.  They'll just wither up and fall off when you're 40.

I get to keep my dick though, right?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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