Shit missing fans, TGRR-style.

[Salty]

Is there any meat in team?

Follow up: How can i contribute to The Doom in my own way, from a personal level?

[Bruno]

Things that are in "team":

Tame
Mate
Meat
A Met
At Em
At Me

[Payne]

Okay, since you're all dying to hear it, here's the latest horrible, horrible details of my life.

My parents are still old.  They're also still smart, sensible people who fight all the time because they're sick of television.  They have their foibles, but they did a really good job of raising myself and my siblings.  The bastards.

My job is still stressfull, but I haven't gotten too bored yet.  The money is good, and I am sort of forced to manufacture complaints, here.

My marriage is AWESOME and I love my wife and she's really, really good to (and for) me.

My son is apparently doing well in boot camp and, you know, that's kinda cool.

My head is still full of mad dog's shit and rabies, but you folks knew that.

That's about it. 

ASK ME ANYTHING.

Are either of your parents part yeti? Has, perhaps, your mother ever had a dalliance with a full-yeti and kept schtum about it, eschewing the fame, fortune and power her story would bring after it was splashed across those publications? Or perhaps it was your father who had the dalliance, I dunno?

Have you built an underground bunker at work yet? Or those towers, have you been utilising them correctly? Does FA ultimately exist to provide some kind of cosmic balance to stop you being completely batshit by inducing small amounts of constant madness to ooze from your Hate Gland preventing catastrophic failure?

Is Nurse Enabler married just to you, TGRR, or just to Dok Howl or both? Did she marry you while The Good Reverend was dead? What are the moral implications of that? Is that even legal in Arizona?

After, can we do a remake of Full Metal Jacket with your son playing all of the Marines except the Sarge who will of course be player by Nigel?

Is it possible that your head parasites could ever coalesce into a single entity and effectively impose their collective will over you, or are they going to end up ultimately as an example of the Occupy Roger's Skull movement? Do you currently have patchouli running down your cortex? Do they get into fights with asshole white blood cells trying to get all Kent State on their parasitic asses?

I DEMAND ANSWERS!
      /

[Juana]

!

[Payne]

!

The answer, in full, to that post is of course "yes".

[Doktor Howl]

dude, you totally missed the fan. WTF were you aiming at?

When you're my age, you'll keep your arse away from fans, too.

Your ass hair gets pulled into the blades, and then it's time to consider your many sins, as the horrible ripping and grinding noises start.

Bump.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Richter]