Runnin' faw Bahstin

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Alright ya dooshbegs.

We tried ta do this thing wheah we ran faw fahkin Mexico, and Dawk didn't tell thuh sekkin paht of thuh fahkin joke, cawz he's a fahkin retahded guy from fahkin Canada.

So, since Menino's nat runnin faw mayah anymoah, an' the fahkin' 'lection faw Mexico didn't have any fahkin' results an' shit. Oah, maybe we did an' eithuh me oah Gojira oah LMNO became fahkin' Mexico. I don't know dood. I missed thuh fahkin reterrins. Maybe I'm Mexico oah sum'n. Fahkit, kehd. Eithuh way it was a Bahstonyan. We need a new mayah, tho. So, let's fahkin run foah Bahstin.

No sekkin paht of the joke, weyado. Juss straiddup mayah.

I even changed my fahkin avatah and signachuh farrit.

I nomnate me. I'm the only one heah that's actually frahm Bahstin.

[Junkenstein]

A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.

So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.

[Wolfgang Absolutus]

Is this going to be a Vermin Supreme type thing or will there be a facade of some actual nearly believable platform?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Is this going to be a Vermin Supreme type thing or will there be a facade of some actual nearly believable platform?

Naw, dood. Yer not gettin' it. We ran fer Mexico and nuthin' happened. Go look it up, kehd.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.

So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.

I also drive badly.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Road rage and cuttin people awf so yas get to heah them yell "AZZHOLE" is a requiahment.
What else ya got?

[trippinprincezz13]

A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.

So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.

I also drive badly better than all these other assholes on the road. New Hampshire? Driving the speed limit? Out of the way hippies! Cut me off?!? I'll show you! THIS is how you cut someone off! Pedestrians? Good luck!

FTFY

[Nephew Twiddleton]

A fahkin avatah change does not getcha the mayah's seat.

So ya're from Bahstin. What else ya got? I'mma gona need to see sahm bigger balls 'an at.

I also drive badly better than all these other assholes on the road. New Hampshire? Driving the speed limit? Out of the way hippies! Cut me off?!? I'll show you! THIS is how you cut someone off! Pedestrians? Good luck!

FTFY

Ah, yes, thanks, trippin!

Need more coffee.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Road rage and cuttin people awf so yas get to heah them yell "AZZHOLE" is a requiahment.
What else ya got?

What else YOU got?

Looks like right now wat I don't got is a fahkin opponent.

[Junkenstein]

Opponent?

I'll give ya a fahkin opponenent ya fahk. I've seen Good Will Hunting. And The depahted.

[LMNO]

Oh, good sir! If you continue to present Boston as just a simple backdrop for horrible Ben Affleck films, I will have to throw my hat into the ring! Our fair city is a cultural and financial gemstone in the midst of a brackish backwater, and shines out like a ray of sunlight, from the golden breast of the Capitol to the proud gleaming phallus of the Hancock tower.

Brahmin for life,
LMNO (your next Boston)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I agree with my opponent lmno on this impoatant issue. Its not like we dont have fahkin museums and shit. It not all fahkin pretend southie

[Junkenstein]

So shoot me. I'll watch any Mahtin Scorsese film once.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

This thread is DA BAWLS.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Can't wait to see how this ends.