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THE PROBLEM WITH THIS BOARD

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 18, 2013, 12:24:12 AM

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#105
June 18, 2013, 11:41:49 PM
Sorry guize, I've been too busy being in love to post on the boards.  But if you really, really, want me to post more I will.   

I heard this pun the other day about this libertarian dope fiend....
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

#106
June 19, 2013, 07:06:38 PM
Thread cleaned.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#107
June 19, 2013, 07:07:34 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#108
June 20, 2013, 01:26:42 AM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE ROGER

I CAN'T KILL YOU BECAUSE NIGEL HASN'T POSTED ANYTHING THAT'S RUINED MY LIFE

That's how the fucking system works, you cretinous hooligan! :crankey:


1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity

2) You fail to do anything about when I make a handful of reasonable demands via PM

3) I go full-fucking-wobbler and take a number so I can Kill You

Doktor Howl

#109
June 20, 2013, 01:38:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 20, 2013, 01:26:42 AM

1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity


She talks openly even when people who have penises are around.
Molon Lube

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#110
June 20, 2013, 02:57:24 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 01:38:09 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 20, 2013, 01:26:42 AM

1) Nigel has a thought, opinion, or fact which upsets me, probably by rustling my deeply warped perceptions of my own masculinity


She talks openly even when people who have penises are around.
She's an equal-opportunity offender.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#111
June 20, 2013, 03:01:18 AM
OH NOES! PENISES!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

tyrannosaurus vex

#112
June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board

I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here


The problem with this board

is



Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.

And neither would I !
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Count Chocula

#113
June 20, 2013, 05:47:02 AM
I accidentally bipolar thread.

Doktor Howl

#114
June 20, 2013, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board

I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here


The problem with this board

is



Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.

And neither would I !

I think it's about penises now.
Molon Lube

tyrannosaurus vex

#115
June 20, 2013, 05:54:47 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 20, 2013, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board

I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here


The problem with this board

is



Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.

And neither would I !

I think it's about penises now.

Why would anyone want a forum dedicated to that?

It's Discordia, anyway. It can be about, you know, anything.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#116
June 20, 2013, 06:32:45 AM
 :lulz: Thread got funny when I wasn't around.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#117
June 20, 2013, 08:47:36 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 20, 2013, 06:32:45 AM
:lulz: Thread got funny when I wasn't around.

See? You're a goddamn funny-supressing demon :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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#118
June 20, 2013, 11:06:24 AM
Quote from: V3X on June 20, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
The problem with this board

I will gladly say right now without reading pretty much anything other than OP
because I can tell from just the tone of the last 3 posts pretty much what's happened in here


The problem with this board

is



Nothing really I think you're all fine, upstanding, model citizens who would never do a darn thing to rock the boat.

And neither would I !

I'd like to add a special hello to all our fans in the NSA.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#119
June 20, 2013, 04:29:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 20, 2013, 08:47:36 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 20, 2013, 06:32:45 AM
:lulz: Thread got funny when I wasn't around.

See? You're a goddamn funny-supressing demon :argh!:

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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