You should be proud of yourself!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Today, I went to the beach that is ten minutes from my front door that almost nobody knows about because it's on the other side of a heavy industrial district.

Now I am slightly sunburned.

Now I am 3/4 through a bottle of wine after getting taken out to fried chicken by Space Cowboy and coming home and trolling a bunch of pagans

This is a preeeettty great weekend so far.

[President Television]

Today, I went to the beach that is ten minutes from my front door that almost nobody knows about because it's on the other side of a heavy industrial district.

Now I am slightly sunburned.

Now I am 3/4 through a bottle of wine after getting taken out to fried chicken by Space Cowboy and coming home and trolling a bunch of pagans

This is a preeeettty great weekend so far.

Sounds like it.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

today I am doing a benefit advice training course and going to channel Nigel at my housemate's lazy non-cleaning-and-owes-us-£60-for-June's-bills-ass. He is more scared of payne than me. Today, I will show who you need to be afraid of at Casa Spag.

Yesterday i did a full day of debt advice training after drinking waay too much on Friday night and I made it through pretty well really... (I took it right up to the nose touching the wall stage of oh fuck I'm fucked up and managed not to collide with the wall).

also, yay for faith based charities that don't pray at every fucking intermission. here for the skills, not Jeebus, kthx.

[Left]

today I am doing a benefit advice training course and going to channel Nigel at my housemate's lazy non-cleaning-and-owes-us-£60-for-June's-bills-ass. He is more scared of payne than me. Today, I will show who you need to be afraid of at Casa Spag.

You should add BWAHAHAHA! after that last bit...

....

Or maybe that's just me...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

today I am doing a benefit advice training course and going to channel Nigel at my housemate's lazy non-cleaning-and-owes-us-£60-for-June's-bills-ass. He is more scared of payne than me. Today, I will show who you need to be afraid of at Casa Spag.

Yesterday i did a full day of debt advice training after drinking waay too much on Friday night and I made it through pretty well really... (I took it right up to the nose touching the wall stage of oh fuck I'm fucked up and managed not to collide with the wall).

also, yay for faith based charities that don't pray at every fucking intermission. here for the skills, not Jeebus, kthx.

Just remember, Pixie, in your heart you are TEN FEET TALL AND MADE OF TITANIUM. When you talk to them, don't forget that, and make LOTS OF EYE CONTACT, like TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Physically reach out and touch their eyeballs with your thumbs while staring them down, preferably. Or at least make them feel like you did.

[Telarus]

Physically reach out and touch their eyeballs with your thumbs while staring them down, preferably. Or at least make them feel like you did.

[Left]

Just remember, Pixie, in your heart you are TEN FEET TALL AND MADE OF TITANIUM. When you talk to them, don't forget that, and make LOTS OF EYE CONTACT, like TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT.

Physically reach out and touch their eyeballs with your thumbs while staring them down, preferably. Or at least make them feel like you did.

*makes notes*

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

I posted a video I've been sitting on for three months!

I don't know where to look for these?
Are we allowed to see it?
*Looks hopeful*

It's Anonymous stuff, dunno if it's anyone's cup of tea around here.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I posted a video I've been sitting on for three months!

I don't know where to look for these?
Are we allowed to see it?
*Looks hopeful*

It's Anonymous stuff, dunno if it's anyone's cup of tea around here.

Yes, it totally is.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

today I am doing a benefit advice training course and going to channel Nigel at my housemate's lazy non-cleaning-and-owes-us-£60-for-June's-bills-ass. He is more scared of payne than me. Today, I will show who you need to be afraid of at Casa Spag.

Yesterday i did a full day of debt advice training after drinking waay too much on Friday night and I made it through pretty well really... (I took it right up to the nose touching the wall stage of oh fuck I'm fucked up and managed not to collide with the wall).

also, yay for faith based charities that don't pray at every fucking intermission. here for the skills, not Jeebus, kthx.

Just remember, Pixie, in your heart you are TEN FEET TALL AND MADE OF TITANIUM. When you talk to them, don't forget that, and make LOTS OF EYE CONTACT, like TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT.

Payne beat me to it. Housemate is cowering in his room. I ARE DISAPPOINT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

today I am doing a benefit advice training course and going to channel Nigel at my housemate's lazy non-cleaning-and-owes-us-£60-for-June's-bills-ass. He is more scared of payne than me. Today, I will show who you need to be afraid of at Casa Spag.

Yesterday i did a full day of debt advice training after drinking waay too much on Friday night and I made it through pretty well really... (I took it right up to the nose touching the wall stage of oh fuck I'm fucked up and managed not to collide with the wall).

also, yay for faith based charities that don't pray at every fucking intermission. here for the skills, not Jeebus, kthx.

Just remember, Pixie, in your heart you are TEN FEET TALL AND MADE OF TITANIUM. When you talk to them, don't forget that, and make LOTS OF EYE CONTACT, like TOO MUCH EYE CONTACT.

Payne beat me to it. Housemate is cowering in his room. I ARE DISAPPOINT.

DAMMIT 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I get to play good cop tomorrow...

"do you want some help making up a budget" and "can you see why payne thinks you are taking the piss?" and "I am finding this stressful and stress makes me crazy. I'm trying to sort my life and shit out here, please don't put me back to square one and omg hide the sharps with this shit"

[Left]

I get to play good cop tomorrow...

"do you want some help making up a budget" and "can you see why payne thinks you are taking the piss?" and "I am finding this stressful and stress makes me crazy. I'm trying to sort my life and shit out here, please don't put me back to square one and omg hide the sharps with this shit"

I find brain cootie ranching is hard work.
Therefore I recommend taking advantage of any intimidation/guilting factors. 
Only upon those both truly deserving and amenable to such, of course.

Gojira's vid is now stuck in my head firmly and I am totally ok with this.  It is full of awesome.

[President Television]

I spent nearly all of last night being complimented on my bone structure by near-strangers on the Internet. It's not much, and it's an accident of birth, but it gave me the warm and fuzzies.

Oh, and I finally complimented a girl I've been into for a while. Which is a huge step for someone with social anxiety like mine. Again, warm and fuzzies.

Yay!

So, some background: She's been a friend of mine on the Internet for a while, and I've always sort of had feelings for her, but I was terrified she wouldn't reciprocate, so I repressed them. But she's also always been very heavily teasing me about it in a way that I always assumed was sarcasm. Anyway, lately she's been flat-out complimenting me on my appearance, and I haven't had any idea how to interpret it. I've had a long history of being on the butt end of psychological abuse and mind games, so I don't really know how to take a compliment or when they're genuine. I finally assumed she meant it, and repaid her in kind, and that led to this really awkward and confusing conversation today in which I flat-out told her how I felt and beat myself up a bit over it, and you know what? She's totally into me too.

I'm not used to the idea of being loved, or even liked. For me, this is like meeting LeVar Burton in person. It's like being a hardcore Dawkins-wannabe atheist, and taking a trip to heaven, and finding out that it really is paradise, and a just one at that. I guess what I'm trying to get at is that it goes completely against my belief system and it seems too good to be true. Seriously, this is the best BIP-smashing I have ever had. Right now the entire inside of my head is like this.