Buttchugging, move aside: The newest HORRIBLE DANGER to THE CHILDREN!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

[AFK]

Kind of looks more like a really bad mucus problem.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

It's also WRONG

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

You can't inhale vaporized alcohol fast enough to get to the puking point, and it gets into the brain the same way it gets out, through the blood.

NO, IT'S TRUE, YOUR BRAIN CAN'T VOMIT, THOUGH IT PROBABLY WANTS TO AFTER READING SOMETHING THIS MORONIC.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Remember vodka tampons? 

PERSONALLY, I JUST SCRAPE SOME SKIN OFF AND GRIND THE BOOZE INTO THE WOUND.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

It's also WRONG

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

You can't inhale vaporized alcohol fast enough to get to the puking point, and it gets into the brain the same way it gets out, through the blood.

NO, IT'S TRUE, YOUR BRAIN CAN'T VOMIT, THOUGH IT PROBABLY WANTS TO AFTER READING SOMETHING THIS MORONIC.

I mean, technically you CAN inhale it that fast, it's just that, like sticking vodka in your vagina, it would be neither simple nor particularly pleasurable, as I'm sure anyone who has accidentally inhaled a bit of bourbon can attest. 

[Richter]

 

I want to see someone shooting this "smoked" booze buttchug style.  Back to the days of blowing smoke up your own ass.

[Doktor Howl]

I want to see someone shooting this "smoked" booze buttchug style.  Back to the days of blowing smoke up your own ass.

Which is, when it's all said and done, what this is all about.

[Doktor Howl]

HOW MANY KIDS HAVE TO GET HURT OR DIE FROM SNORTING SKITTLES, HUH?

[Richter]

BAN AIR BEFORE THEY HYPERVENTILATE

[AFK]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Well, yes, people are doing it which can be easily proven by the fact that a) there is a product (Google: Vaportini) and b) people are buying and using the product.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Well, yes, people are doing it which can be easily proven by the fact that a) there is a product (Google: Vaportini) and b) people are buying and using the product.

So, how many kids are using it?

[AFK]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Well, yes, people are doing it which can be easily proven by the fact that a) there is a product (Google: Vaportini) and b) people are buying and using the product.

So, how many kids are using it?

I'll bet the farm it ain't zero. 

[Doktor Howl]

Well, they do quote one doctor:

"The normal sensation when you drink and you are getting more drunk is to vomit: It's your body's way of expelling alcohol," explained Dr. Robert Glatter of Lenox Hill Hospital. " However, when you inhale alcohol, your brain has no way of expelling it."

And that's true information.  But at what point is he saying that people are actually doing this, that kids are actually doing it, or that he's dealt with any cases of this at all?

Well, yes, people are doing it which can be easily proven by the fact that a) there is a product (Google: Vaportini) and b) people are buying and using the product.

So, how many kids are using it?

I'll bet the farm it ain't zero.

Well, yeah, you kind of have a vested interest in it, the same way a vulture has a vested interest in alkaline water holes.

[AFK]

Do you think it's zero? 

[Doktor Howl]

Do you think it's zero?

I think it's probably about the same number as the kids who had pharming parties.  IE, the ones in your head.