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The tale of Ulric the Utter Bastard

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, June 26, 2013, 03:00:17 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

June 26, 2013, 03:00:17 AM
This is a story about how trying to stomp the utter bastards will get you stomped.

I have a bunch written down on paper, I'll get it up as I can (still out of town) and I'll be begging for input on how to make it work better as a parable. Short version: Ulric the Utter Bastard is the Town Manager in the Sinking Lands in the region of Prickle. Some young Discordian gets the idea in their head that the Utter Bastard must be stopped, so s/he gathers a posse to do some stomping, but the posse keeps bringing up other people who are also bastards, and they decide they're going to stomp all the bastards. They go to Ulric's house first, and Ulric takes control of the mob and has them kill the Discordian, because that's what Utter Bastards do.
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