My PM Box is Not Your Therapist.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, people. 

Why me?

Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?

I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Is it just me, or are they getting progressively more brain-liquefied?

God. Cat. FUCK.

Hell, no.  One tard in 2004 wrote me to scream at me that dog-fucking is a perfectly reasonable form of interspecies love.

Totally not kidding.  He referred to his wife as his spouse.  Unfortunately, I have since erased that particular one by accident, which in fact started my practice of keeping the lunatic shit archived.

What if I wounded my own inner child?  What then, huh?  WHAT THEN?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,34863.0.html

I choose to break shit, starting with your apparently infinite capacity for withstanding the nonsense people send you.

Could be worse.  I could be Stang.  That man's been getting dead animals in the mail since 1982.

Either of those would make me all rage and benzos ALL BY THEMSELVES. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Oh, people. 

Why me?

Why can't they give you some of this sweet, sweet loving?

I keep telling that ECH is the man they want, but they never seem to take me up on it.

Route them to Babylon Horuv.

[Eater of Clowns]

I wonder how many PMs TGRR accumulates every time he dies.

[Doktor Howl]

Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):

dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus.  Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything.  u dont own face book.  u never say anything u only tear down what other people say.  U need too open ur mind.  Faggot.

[Doktor Howl]

I wonder how many PMs TGRR accumulates every time he dies.

About 6/month.

[Eater of Clowns]

Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):

dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus.  Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything.  u dont own face book.  u never say anything u only tear down what other people say.  U need too open ur mind.  Faggot.

[Doktor Howl]

Irony is an amazing thing.

[LMNO]

DISKURDINZ R TOLURUNT!

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Can we publish a book of just retarded PMs you get? Pretty please? It'll be like Bad World only worse, but maybe less cannibalism.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Since you won't SIT DOWN and SHUT UP, they're going to bury you in stupid until you do? That never works. That just ends up adding to the pile of bones to build roads and Empress Thrones with.

[Cain]

Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):

dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus.  Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything.  u dont own face book.  u never say anything u only tear down what other people say.  U need too open ur mind.  Faggot.

wat

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Copy of an email I received a few days back (not corrected for spelling or grammar):

dear hammy howl,
U arent so smart. STop telling peoplewhat to do. u arent jesus.  Take a chill pill and stop pretending u no everything.  u dont own face book.  u never say anything u only tear down what other people say.  U need too open ur mind.  Faggot.

wat

Right-clicked. 

And YES. These need to be COMPILED FOR POSTERITY.

[Doktor Howl]

Can we publish a book of just retarded PMs you get? Pretty please? It'll be like Bad World only worse, but maybe less cannibalism.

I have willed my inbox to ECH, to be opened upon my death or if I am gone for the forum for more than 2 years.

However, I'm willing to compile my responses, which I feel are funnier without the original PM attached.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Even better.