V3X and I hate you all.

[Doktor Howl]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/28/19187678-extreme-weekend-heat-wave-to-scorch-western-us?lite

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

[tyrannosaurus vex]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/06/28/19187678-extreme-weekend-heat-wave-to-scorch-western-us?lite

AND IT ISN'T JUST THIS WEEKEND, EITHER. And it isn't just the temperature.

Lake Mead is drying up: Thanks to all these people who want to live in the desert AND bathe in clean water... at the SAME TIME:
http://themillercircle.org/2012/06/why-and-when-will-lake-mead-go-dry/

So in about 10 years, no more water in Lake Mead. Which means no more electricity from Hoover Dam. It's going to be like Mad Max down here. I'm already drawing up plans for the thunder dome.

SHIT LIKE IT BEING 120 DEGREES OUTSIDE TODAY does precisely fuck all to put me at ease, though.

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

oh dear.

isn't monsoon season due in like 4 or so weeks?

I should put my rain goddess hat on.

Oh, wait.. I have bad aim, and a pathological hatred of Phoenix.

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

Everyone in Tucson might be dead. But not here in Phoenix. We're too close to Scottsdale to be dead. We're all trapped in suspended animation, blissfully frozen in Botox.

[Doktor Howl]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

Everyone in Tucson might be dead. But not here in Phoenix. We're too close to Scottsdale to be dead. We're all trapped in suspended animation, blissfully frozen in Botox.

Oh, so you get embalmed and suddenly you're too good to talk to us, eh?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?

love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess

[Doktor Howl]

bwahahaha. The devils own country, sir, and you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Let's examine that.

you can't get a decent cup of tea for shit.

Because there's no such thing, anywhere.  Tea is foul and should be outlawed for consumption by humans.  For the children.

COFFEE SWILLING SAVAGE, I SAY TO YOU, SIR! Can't stand the stuff.

Coffee is GOOD FOR ME.  It's full of vitamins and fiber.

Tea is BAD FOR EVERYONE.

[Doktor Howl]

HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?

love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess

VERY YES.

WAIT, NO.

LET ALL THE BLUE-HAIRED FUCKS WHO MUST HAVE THEIR GOLF COURSES DIE FIRST.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

HEY DO YOU FUCKS WANT RAIN OR NOT?

love, your stingy, period cramp having, no chocolate (atm) Rain Goddess

I'll give you my neighbor's first and second born children in return for a decent monsoon storm.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Jesus fuck, that's hot!

You know it's just going to keep getting hotter there, don't you?

One estimate I've seen states that Tucson and Phoenix will be uninhabitable within 20 years.

Which goes to show how DUMB people are.  Tucson and Phoenix are uninhabitable right now.  It's just that everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter.

What I'm excited about is ABANDONED CITIES.

[Eater of Clowns]

(ahem)

BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT