NEW JERSEY OVER. FOR THE KIDS.

[Doktor Howl]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite

[Suu]

OMG. I DIED. 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/01/19233106-new-laws-great-and-small-hit-the-books?lite

nah, it'll be spray tans ALL THE WAY.

tbh I think that that's not such a bad thing, under 16's can't use sunbeds in the UK either.

[Cain]

Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey.  It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle.  Practically a violation of their human rights.  The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Yeah, but Pixie, it's New Jersey.  It would be like denying fake tan to people from Newcastle.  Practically a violation of their human rights.  The children will be entirely different colours from their parents.

[EK WAFFLR]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

[Doktor Howl]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

[Suu]

Wait...Norwegians can tan?

[EK WAFFLR]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.

You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.

[Left]

POOR NEW JERSEY!
Norway did the same last year. You have to be eighteen to go to a tanning salon. Norwegian kids were in uproar. Srsly

I thought you guys just used herring-drying racks and a 100 watt bulb.  How do you regulate THAT?

We don't. We fine unnaturally tan kids when we see them.

So THAT'S where Arizona got that idea!

[Left]

I do not comprehend why anyone would want to let sunlight touch them that much, on purpose.

You know a "tan" is actually your skin's reaction to your willfully abusing it, right? Also it turns you into leather. Ew.

I know, right?  It makes you all blotchy and shit.  Age spots.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I can't imagine wanting to tan that much, but I'll tell you, the second the sun comes out here people drop everything and take off all their clothes to get some of that precious golden vitamin-D producing sunlight all over them.

Most of us are chronically vitamin-D deprived, which leads to all kinds of issues, including jumping off of bridges for no apparent reason.