July 1st is Canada Day

[Doktor Howl]

...In which the Canadians celebrate winning their independence from some European country.  I suppose "winning" is a pretty strong term.  It was more like "asked politely", and then wander off into Manitoba to be eaten by horseflies.  Which is how they all died.

So, let's give a shout out to our Canadian neighbors who, if nothing else, don't keep us awake on weeknights with loud parties.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.

[Doktor Howl]

Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.

I didn't actually mean "shout".  More of a "good show, chap", in a sedate and calm manner.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Hurrah for Canada!

I'll have a sensible amount of beers in celebration.

I didn't actually mean "shout".  More of a "good show, chap", in a sedate and calm manner.

Whoops. Hope I didn't startle the neighbors.

I'll be sure to apologize to them later this afternoon, and again during tomorrow's Official Town Apologizing and Potluck Lunch.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

[Doktor Howl]

 

WHY DO I NEVER LEARN?

[Suu]

In honor, I ate Canadian bacon for breakfast, which for Americans, is back ham.

Why can't these blokes eat bacon like the rest of us?

[Doktor Howl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRifKEf0xr8

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I AM GOING TO COVER PAYNE IN MAPLE SYRUP AND CANADA CLUB.

[Ben Shapiro]

I will drink bags of milk, and sodomize moose.

[EK WAFFLR]

I will kill a Norwegian bear with my BARE hands in honor of this day.

[Cain]

[Cain]

More Canadian celebration:

[hooplala]

In honor, I ate Canadian bacon for breakfast, which for Americans, is back ham.

Why can't these blokes eat bacon like the rest of us?

Nobody eats back bacon up here. It's a myth.

We also don't eat every other newborn. Anymore.

[AFK]

Needs more Patrick Roy.