Sally Fourth

[AFK]

I was very unpatriotic and did not watch any fireworks, at least not of the firey, sparkly variety. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I thought they were? I know airborne fireworks aren't permitted in CT and RI (loloops....) I know NH and VT are like, "WHAT LAWS?!" Sorry to hear that Maine is a shithead. At least not as shitty as Mass.

Well yeah. But if they're not airborne then they're not really fireworks.

And I don't care what anyone else says or thinks, fireworks are fucking AMAZINGLY AWESOME. They are, in fact, the only really good thing about the 4th. Or possibly about the fact that America exists at all.

Pretty sure they were invented by  the Chinese, so we could have had them without America.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We went to the beach and made a fire and shot off fireworks and watched the downtown display. It was damn cool and I think we have a new 4th of July tradition.

[Sita]

Spent the night checking on one of my cats from time to time (the other slept through it all) and hoping that one of the idiots outside didn't set something on fire.
Oh and listening to my son complain about not being able to be outside with the smoke and stupidness.

[Doktor Howl]

Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   

[LMNO]

What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

[Doktor Howl]

What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.

Maybe the Mudstorm will help?

[Doktor Howl]

What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.

Maybe the Mudstorm will help?

Yes, fire is no longer the issue.  All the bike trails falling into the river are now the issue.

[Suu]

Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   

Finally catching up with Providence, I see.

[Doktor Howl]

Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   

Finally catching up with Providence, I see.

POI DOESN'T COUNT.

[Doktor Howl]

And what's all that water doing in the river?

[Suu]

And what's all that water doing in the river?

Precautionary measure from very dry vegetation.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

And what's all that water doing in the river?

Those crazy bastards on the East Coast just leave water lying around everywhere. It's the weirdest thing.

[Suu]

It's really a problem this time of year. We can't get RID of the stuff.