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Started by AFK, July 03, 2013, 12:04:49 PM

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#45
July 05, 2013, 06:00:10 PM
I was very unpatriotic and did not watch any fireworks, at least not of the firey, sparkly variety. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
July 05, 2013, 06:06:39 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 05, 2013, 10:08:11 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 04, 2013, 10:14:40 PM
I thought they were? I know airborne fireworks aren't permitted in CT and RI (loloops....) I know NH and VT are like, "WHAT LAWS?!" Sorry to hear that Maine is a shithead. At least not as shitty as Mass.

Well yeah. But if they're not airborne then they're not really fireworks.

And I don't care what anyone else says or thinks, fireworks are fucking AMAZINGLY AWESOME. They are, in fact, the only really good thing about the 4th. Or possibly about the fact that America exists at all.

Pretty sure they were invented by  the Chinese, so we could have had them without America.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#47
July 05, 2013, 06:07:53 PM
We went to the beach and made a fire and shot off fireworks and watched the downtown display. It was damn cool and I think we have a new 4th of July tradition.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sita

#48
July 05, 2013, 06:37:22 PM
Spent the night checking on one of my cats from time to time (the other slept through it all) and hoping that one of the idiots outside didn't set something on fire.
Oh and listening to my son complain about not being able to be outside with the smoke and stupidness.
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Doktor Howl

#49
July 05, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#50
July 05, 2013, 06:48:23 PM
What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Doktor Howl

#51
July 05, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2013, 06:48:23 PM
What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.
Molon Lube

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#52
July 05, 2013, 10:50:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2013, 06:48:23 PM
What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.

Maybe the Mudstorm will help?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Doktor Howl

#53
July 05, 2013, 11:31:36 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 05, 2013, 10:50:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2013, 07:15:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 05, 2013, 06:48:23 PM
What now?  They're trying to be Cleveland?

Our rivers don't have water in them for 12 months of the year.  They have dry vegetation.  VERY dry vegetation.  So when a starshell lands in them, things can get pretty interesting.

Maybe the Mudstorm will help?

Yes, fire is no longer the issue.  All the bike trails falling into the river are now the issue.
Molon Lube

Suu

#54
July 06, 2013, 12:24:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   :lulz:

Finally catching up with Providence, I see.

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Doktor Howl

#55
July 06, 2013, 12:59:35 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 06, 2013, 12:24:52 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2013, 06:42:42 PM
Tucson managed to set the river on fire.   :lulz:

Finally catching up with Providence, I see.



POI DOESN'T COUNT.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#56
July 06, 2013, 12:59:54 AM
And what's all that water doing in the river?
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Suu

#57
July 06, 2013, 01:06:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2013, 12:59:54 AM
And what's all that water doing in the river?

Precautionary measure from very dry vegetation.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

tyrannosaurus vex

#58
July 06, 2013, 03:40:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2013, 12:59:54 AM
And what's all that water doing in the river?

Those crazy bastards on the East Coast just leave water lying around everywhere. It's the weirdest thing.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Suu

#59
July 06, 2013, 04:07:00 AM
It's really a problem this time of year. We can't get RID of the stuff.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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