WTF?

[Doktor Howl]

Also this. http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/07/confirmed-spiders-are-even-more-terrifying-than-previously-thought/277544/

It's scary-awesome out there.

That is so fucking awesome!

Absolutely. This is fascinating. Someone should ping Kai about this on FB.

I don't have a FB account so I nominate one of you guys. :P

Can't be bothered.  I don't meet his standards.

Likewise. I think we embarrass him, or something.

Well, we don't have master's degrees, and we make him impatient with our peasant bickering.

I miss Buddhist Monk Wannabe.  I don't even know who Kai is.  Never heard of him.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Also this. http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/07/confirmed-spiders-are-even-more-terrifying-than-previously-thought/277544/

It's scary-awesome out there.

That is so fucking awesome!

Absolutely. This is fascinating. Someone should ping Kai about this on FB.

I don't have a FB account so I nominate one of you guys. :P

Can't be bothered.  I don't meet his standards.

Likewise. I think we embarrass him, or something.

Well, we don't have master's degrees, and we make him impatient with our peasant bickering.

I miss Buddhist Monk Wannabe.  I don't even know who Kai is.  Never heard of him.

This all sucks a salty dick.

[Doktor Howl]

Also this. http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/07/confirmed-spiders-are-even-more-terrifying-than-previously-thought/277544/

It's scary-awesome out there.

That is so fucking awesome!

Absolutely. This is fascinating. Someone should ping Kai about this on FB.

I don't have a FB account so I nominate one of you guys. :P

Can't be bothered.  I don't meet his standards.

Likewise. I think we embarrass him, or something.

Well, we don't have master's degrees, and we make him impatient with our peasant bickering.

I miss Buddhist Monk Wannabe.  I don't even know who Kai is.  Never heard of him.

This all sucks a salty dick.

Yeah, I'm not happy about it, either.  I've known BMW for 10 years.  Then he turned into someone else.

[Doktor Howl]

I tried to warn him, you know.  I told him the future was bad for him.

But the last time I spoke to him, he blamed me for all the shit with Charley & Khara.  Apparently I am at least 50% responsible for Charley storming off.  Because mind lazors...So he didn't listen, and he became inpatient with the universe when it did that little dance it does.  And the easiest thing to do was spit on us for "slamming atheists", because Nigel and I had pointed out that atheism also requires some form of faith, since faith is belief without proof, and you can't prove that gods don't exist.

And then he left...He was last seen wandering Facebook.  Probably been eaten by a grue by now.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I tried to warn him, you know.  I told him the future was bad for him.

But the last time I spoke to him, he blamed me for all the shit with Charley & Khara.  Apparently I am at least 50% responsible for Charley storming off.  Because mind lazors...So he didn't listen, and he became inpatient with the universe when it did that little dance it does.  And the easiest thing to do was spit on us for "slamming atheists", because Nigel and I had pointed out that atheism also requires some form of faith, since faith is belief without proof, and you can't prove that gods don't exist.

And then he left...He was last seen wandering Facebook.  Probably been eaten by a grue by now.

That fuckin' sucks.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

Let me clarify that statement:  I miss BMW.

Charley and Khara decided they couldn't be friends with me, because I am friends with Nigel.  When that sort of ultimatum is issued, I only have one response.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

Let me clarify that statement:  I miss BMW.

Charley and Khara decided they couldn't be friends with me, because I am friends with Nigel.  When that sort of ultimatum is issued, I only have one response.

Yeah. Ultimatums are a breaking point for me as well.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

Let me clarify that statement:  I miss BMW.

Charley and Khara decided they couldn't be friends with me, because I am friends with Nigel.  When that sort of ultimatum is issued, I only have one response.

That right there is some junior-high bullshit.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

Let me clarify that statement:  I miss BMW.

Charley and Khara decided they couldn't be friends with me, because I am friends with Nigel.  When that sort of ultimatum is issued, I only have one response.

That right there is some junior-high bullshit.

Of course it is.  And, again, I have only one response to ultimatums.  It's sort of wired into my head at the reflex level.  "Don't fucking tell me what to do or whom I can associate with or any of that shit, or kill me". 

And when you think about it, do you really want to be friends with the sort of people who think ultimatums are an acceptable way of handling personality conflicts with a third party?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, well, I want to be clear about this:  I ain't hating on him.  I miss him.

I dig. That whole Charley/Khara thing just depresses the hell out of me.

Let me clarify that statement:  I miss BMW.

Charley and Khara decided they couldn't be friends with me, because I am friends with Nigel.  When that sort of ultimatum is issued, I only have one response.

That right there is some junior-high bullshit.

Of course it is.  And, again, I have only one response to ultimatums.  It's sort of wired into my head at the reflex level.  "Don't fucking tell me what to do or whom I can associate with or any of that shit, or kill me". 

And when you think about it, do you really want to be friends with the sort of people who think ultimatums are an acceptable way of handling personality conflicts with a third party?

Well, I know I don't want to be friends with those two in the first place, so the rest is a no-brainer.

Stupid I can deal with. My tolerance level for crazy is pretty low. Add stupid to the crazy and it's a dealbreaker.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And petty, reactive meanness... just ick.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Sometimes I just want to bundle you guys all up in a van and take you to a family reunion with my dad's people. I think it would be an educational experience for all parties.

[Doktor Howl]

Sometimes I just want to bundle you guys all up in a van and take you to a family reunion with my dad's people. I think it would be an educational experience for all parties.

You should arrange this.  I am mostly housebroken.