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Started by Doktor Howl, July 10, 2013, 04:50:19 AM

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Doktor Howl

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Anna Mae Bollocks

I remember when they used to talk like that about Chelsea Clinton.

When she was TWELVE.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

This happened at the Olympics. Happens in the WNBA. Everywhere. Women's fucking GOLF. I'm going to rage flail quietly and stop typing fuck over and over again.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on July 10, 2013, 05:02:11 AM
I remember when they used to talk like that about Chelsea Clinton.

When she was TWELVE.

Yeah.  Something about "the family dog", IIRC.  Limbaugh always was a class act.
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Doktor Howl

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Doktor Howl

But it's not me, it's just "the majority, not all".

I think I can name this tune in TWO NOTES!
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McGrupp

This would be incredibly messed up no matter what she looked like. However I offer exhibit A and B.



Doktor Howl

Quote from: McGrupp on July 10, 2013, 05:16:20 AM
This would be incredibly messed up no matter what she looked like. However I offer exhibit A and B.



So, she's in better shape than 99% of the world, of either gender.   :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

Not really the point, of course.

But as funny as that is, Suu's response made it even more horrormirthy, especially given the Aini-esque rationalization of her statement.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

In the span of my entire life, I can say I've never known a man who actually watched tennis.
Or one who would complain about a woman who looked like that.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on July 10, 2013, 05:23:02 AM
In the span of my entire life, I can say I've never known a man who actually watched tennis.
Or one who would complain about a woman who looked like that.

Dumbfuck wannabe "alphas" on the internet...Who have never actually talked to a girl.

"Delcon"/Poptart comes to mind (moved his post to the unlimited thread) with his Krispy Kreme comment.
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:27:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:08:13 AM
Also, according to Suu, "the majority of men are filthy misogynists" because of this.

https://www.facebook.com/kaousuu/posts/10151597164558143?comment_id=27661009&offset=0&total_comments=24&notif_t=share_reply

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I can't see Facebook stuff. But it sounds chockful of  :horrormirth:.

QuoteSomeone prove to me, again, that the majority of men in this world aren't filthy, misogynist pigs who only care about physical attractiveness? Because I'm not convinced yet.

Later:

QuoteHamish Howl So, Angela Costello, I'm not interested in proving SHIT.
21 minutes ago · Like
Angela Costello You don't have to. I said majority, not everyone. I had a fucking issue today in Dunkin Donuts as well. Some Skeezebucket decided to look me over very obnoxiously. I must have been "asking for it" in my t-shirt and jeans.
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:28:32 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:27:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:08:13 AM
Also, according to Suu, "the majority of men are filthy misogynists" because of this.

https://www.facebook.com/kaousuu/posts/10151597164558143?comment_id=27661009&offset=0&total_comments=24&notif_t=share_reply

IRONY METER PEGGED.

I can't see Facebook stuff. But it sounds chockful of  :horrormirth:.

QuoteSomeone prove to me, again, that the majority of men in this world aren't filthy, misogynist pigs who only care about physical attractiveness? Because I'm not convinced yet.

Later:

QuoteHamish Howl So, Angela Costello, I'm not interested in proving SHIT.
21 minutes ago · Like
Angela Costello You don't have to. I said majority, not everyone. I had a fucking issue today in Dunkin Donuts as well. Some Skeezebucket decided to look me over very obnoxiously. I must have been "asking for it" in my t-shirt and jeans.

Nice. I got that at work today too. With the "you must appreciate the attention, since you ugly" smirk-wink combo. But dude. Generalizations and tarring everyone with the same brush . . . it's easy to feel ganged up on and that the bad outnumbers the good but that's why we need to nip that feeling in the bud and not perpetuate the stupid.

Bleh. I'm pissed too. But out of coherency.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:28:32 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 10, 2013, 05:27:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 10, 2013, 05:08:13 AM
Also, according to Suu, "the majority of men are filthy misogynists" because of this.

https://www.facebook.com/kaousuu/posts/10151597164558143?comment_id=27661009&offset=0&total_comments=24&notif_t=share_reply

IRONY METER PEGGED.

I can't see Facebook stuff. But it sounds chockful of  :horrormirth:.

QuoteSomeone prove to me, again, that the majority of men in this world aren't filthy, misogynist pigs who only care about physical attractiveness? Because I'm not convinced yet.

Later:

QuoteHamish Howl So, Angela Costello, I'm not interested in proving SHIT.
21 minutes ago · Like
Angela Costello You don't have to. I said majority, not everyone. I had a fucking issue today in Dunkin Donuts as well. Some Skeezebucket decided to look me over very obnoxiously. I must have been "asking for it" in my t-shirt and jeans.

Correct response would be something along the lines of "Got a problem, fuckface?", not "ZOMG I HAET MENS"
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