So, I gather ECH is having more surgery.

[Doktor Howl]

Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 

[Ben Shapiro]

Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 

But the children!

[Doktor Howl]

Given the startling - even ballistic - success of his brand new bunghole, ECH has elected to have his colon replaced with botox drawn directly from Sarah Palin's face.  As a Doktor, I approve of this applied SCIENCE, even if it is primarily designed as a weapons system.

We should all encourage ECH in this, mostly so we can watch him use his new capabilities to crap on transhumanists from 2 states over. 

But the children!

They knew the risks when they took the job.

[Ben Shapiro]

Can they use Ann Coulter's flaps in reinforcing his cheeks to prevent any sort of penetration caused by fun? I'm only a engineer not a doctor JIM!

[Doktor Howl]

Can they use Ann Coulter's flaps in reinforcing his cheeks to prevent any sort of penetration caused by fun? I'm only a engineer not a doctor JIM!

The whole idea is that the colon will forcibly eject anything resembling fun.

So if he eats something fun, or visits Holland, he is a deadly weapon.

[Ben Shapiro]

If we ship ECH to Ughanda will he revered as a God?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

HE JUST POSTED PLANS TO GO IN SEARCH OF OYSTERS TO EAT! 

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

HE JUST POSTED PLANS TO GO IN SEARCH OF OYSTERS TO EAT! 

HOLISHI, ANYONE KNOW THE BALLISTIC TRAJECTORY OF OYSTERS?!?!?!?!

*duck and cover*

[East Coast Hustle]

Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.

[LMNO]

ECH: Motorbooty.  Now with more dakka!

[Doktor Howl]

Someone has finally committed themselves to Sparkle Motion.

I am so happy.   

Dok,
Told himself he wouldn't cry.

[Left]

Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.

ECH, a man brave enough to singlehandedly turn the word rectum into a verb...

This reminds me of a lovely bit of poetry I've read...

There once was a lady named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus;
They found her vagina in South Carolina
And most of her anus in Dallas.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey, I did my research.

There's no provisions in any federal or state legislation that prohibits the possession or use of weapons of ass destruction.

BRINGING THE BALL IN BALLISTIC

NOW WITH MORE ECH

DUCK AND COVER

[LMNO]

DUCK, GET COVERED ANYWAY.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DUCK, GET COVERED ANYWAY.