okCupid

[Left]

Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

[Doktor Howl]

I got banned before screen shot.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got banned before screen shot.   

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

[Doktor Howl]

I got banned before screen shot.   

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I got banned before screen shot.   

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.

They are quick on the trigger today.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.

[Doktor Howl]

This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.

People that know how to talk to people usually tend to find people IRL.

People that think "LETZ FUK BABY" is likely to charm women are on okcupid.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I got banned before screen shot.   

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.

DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. EVERYWHERE.

[Don Coyote]

Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

you mean an agent of the gods of diobeetus and kanzer?

[East Coast Hustle]

Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

Nothing can destroy Putin. And why would anybody WANT to? That man is what we should all aspire to.

[AFK]

This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.

There was at least one.  But now I'm taken, after meeting a lovely lady through OKC.   

[East Coast Hustle]

I bet you fuck like you party.

[AFK]

Nah, it's more like the all night cram sessions I did before botany exams.


Except without the caffeine.



You know, if I had multiple botany exams a week. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

So, keeps you up all night and makes you pray for death?