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Started by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance., July 12, 2013, 09:56:27 PM

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#30
July 15, 2013, 03:54:32 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

:lulz:
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Doktor Howl

#31
July 15, 2013, 05:27:15 AM
I got banned before screen shot.   :cry:
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
July 15, 2013, 05:28:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:27:15 AM
I got banned before screen shot.   :cry:

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
July 15, 2013, 05:29:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#34
July 15, 2013, 05:34:33 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 05:28:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:27:15 AM
I got banned before screen shot.   :cry:

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#35
July 15, 2013, 05:36:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:34:33 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 05:28:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:27:15 AM
I got banned before screen shot.   :cry:

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.

They are quick on the trigger today.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#36
July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Doktor Howl

#37
July 15, 2013, 06:11:54 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.

People that know how to talk to people usually tend to find people IRL.

People that think "LETZ FUK BABY" is likely to charm women are on okcupid.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#38
July 15, 2013, 06:17:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:34:33 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 05:28:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 15, 2013, 05:27:15 AM
I got banned before screen shot.   :cry:

WHAT?

DAMN THEM!!!

I logged in as "George Zimmerman's Mom", and wrote a nice profile involving Barry White.

It lasted about 5 seconds.

DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. EVERYWHERE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Don Coyote

#39
July 15, 2013, 06:49:21 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.
you mean an agent of the gods of diobeetus and kanzer?

East Coast Hustle

#40
July 15, 2013, 09:52:10 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 15, 2013, 01:47:38 AM
Alty is like a paragon of sweetness and sunshine.

I feel like there should be more to that statement. "A paragon of sweetness and sunshine . . . ENCASED IN AN ADAMANTIUM MECHA DROID HELL BENT ON DESTROYING ALL THAT LIVES, STARTING WITH PALIN AND PUTIN!!!!1!!!"

Nothing can destroy Putin. And why would anybody WANT to? That man is what we should all aspire to.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#41
July 15, 2013, 11:03:25 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 15, 2013, 06:08:49 AM
This may be naive of me . . . but is there anyone on okCupid not looking for someone to fuck? I mean, I'm just there to mess with people not actually find someone. But all my messages are "OMG UR A GIRL! U HAV TITS? WAN 2 FUK?" So sad.


There was at least one.  But now I'm taken, after meeting a lovely lady through OKC.    ;)
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

East Coast Hustle

#42
July 15, 2013, 07:33:16 PM
I bet you fuck like you party. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#43
July 15, 2013, 07:41:07 PM
Nah, it's more like the all night cram sessions I did before botany exams.


Except without the caffeine.



You know, if I had multiple botany exams a week. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#44
July 15, 2013, 07:44:36 PM
So, keeps you up all night and makes you pray for death?
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