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Started by Doktor Howl, July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM

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Doktor Howl

July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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July 13, 2013, 07:59:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 07:33:26 AM
http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/947479-129/seattle-cci-says-downtown-homeless-street

Read down to the lady who runs the pottery store.

Wow WHAT THE FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Yeah, hire a new mayor who will just make them go away, maybe put them in death camps or something, how DARE they go around just being homeless in front of potential customers?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
July 13, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
They're just GIVING people these entitlements, letting them sleep on the streets and shit in gutters.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:00:58 AM
I feel that my dystopian stories have been Poe'd to death.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:01:17 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:00:44 AM
They're just GIVING people these entitlements, letting them sleep on the streets and shit in gutters.

There's no choice; they will have to take matters into their own hands.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
July 13, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
The city just needs to turn firehoses on these people, and drive them off the streets.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
July 13, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
"Entitlements". She actually refers to people sleeping on the streets and shitting in gutters as "entitlements". Because, you know, society just GIVES THEM SO MUCH.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:04:39 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:55 AM
The city just needs to turn firehoses on these people, and drive them off the streets.

They can go back where they came from.  Or maybe into the sewers or something.  The ones who do not need to eliminate waste will be allowed a 5 minute head start.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:04:51 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:04:19 AM
"Entitlements". She actually refers to people sleeping on the streets and shitting in gutters as "entitlements". Because, you know, society just GIVES THEM SO MUCH.

That keeps them down, you know.
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

#11
July 13, 2013, 08:05:16 AM
We should give them bath salts that way she has a reason to cry about ANYTHING!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
July 13, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.

WHAT THE SHIT
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:05:56 AM
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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July 13, 2013, 08:06:40 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:05:31 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 13, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Maybe if we just made it harder for people to be homeless, they would give it up and go back to being middle class. Right?

Yep.  And if we make it harder for women to have lady bits, they will give it up and go back to being men.

http://maddowblog.msnbc.com/_news/2013/07/12/19441556-only-a-good-guy-with-a-tampon-can-stop-a-bad-guy-with-a-tampon?lite

Really, it's fucking impossible to write bad shit about the future.  No matter what I think up, someone runs off and fucking tops it.

WHAT THE SHIT

It's sort of like everything came unglued at once, right?  The truss failed and the crazy just sort of popped right out over America's belt.
Molon Lube
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