Passed Out Juggalos

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Have I posted this here yet? I should have.

https://www.facebook.com/PassedOutJuggalos

A little about them: http://www.vice.com/read/we-spoke-to-the-girls-from-passed-out-juggalos?utm_source=vicetumblrus

Passed Out Juggalos is a crew of girls in their underpants who terrorize the sleepy Faygo people at the Gathering of the Juggalos. When I first came across them, I became aroused, then intrigued. I used to subscribe to the popular opinion that all Juggalos are extras from Deliverance, but these half-naked girls made me want to know more. I wanted to hear all about the POJ straight from their smirky, potty-mouthed faces, so I stalked these mad bitches all over the country. I discovered that most of them live in Sacramento. One is in Louisville. I'm now officially a weird and obsessive person with a collection of human heads, probably. There are five POJ regulars, making them kind of like the Spice Girls, if the Spice Girls were into paralytic clowns. The three I spoke to are: Killette (OCD germaphobe), Neveah (has a taint piercing), and Ryan (got a guy's name).

VICE: I get the impression that you girls might be strippers.
Killette: I'm the only one who isn't. The other girls are though, yeah.
Nevaeh: I'm a stripper. It makes sense, I guess!

Do any Juggalos ever come into your club, Nevaeh?
Nevaeh: It has happened, but not very often. I've never been recognized on the street from POJ. I think it's because my... face doesn't really show a lot in the pictures. I do have some fans because of my pictures. Yeah. That's what I've heard. "This guy's just in love with you, that guy thinks you're awesome..." I'm apparently a Twitter star because of my X-rated pictures. That's enough for me. I really don't care if people,  like, point me out and say, "Oh shit, there's the girl who shows her snatch all over POJ!" It's whatever.

Are you technically "Juggalettes"?
Killette: Yes. I call myself a Juggalo, but "Juggalette" came around in 1999 or 2000. It's all the same shit, though. I have been one since I was like 13, and I'm 26 now.
Ryan: Oh no, no. I feel like Juggalos are a little bit more extreme. They're really into it. I'm into the music and everything, but it's not my thing. It's not my identity. They take everything about it very seriously: the artists, the music, the lifestyle, getting tattoos of hatchet man, and all that stuff.
Nevaeh: No. I just like the music. They do a lot of crazy shit, and I like to do a lot of crazy shit. I don't claim to be a Juggalo or Juggalette. You know, everything happens with a little bit of alcohol in my world. I'm known to drop trou when I'm wasted. Especially now, 'cause I got my taint pierced.

A taint piercing?
Nevaeh: You've never seen one?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I remember this!