What did you do with my RWHN?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm up to bat.

I'm gonna swing...here it goes:


Suddenly, the idea that Ex-Mrs. RWHN was having a mid-life crisis seems like bullshit.

Nah, she'd be on the same page as me on this.  RWHN-GF is.  In fact she's the one who made me aware of this.

Suddenly I'm glad the concept of balancing free states with slave states booted you guys out of the Commonwealth.

No shit. This is proving NH and ME are really just conglomo Texas North.

The funny thing is I expected more from ME. I mean, we all know that NH is full of insane people. I guess Mainiacs just hide it a bit better.

They had bins of Seagram's wine coolers in sale barrels for 99 cents each at Walmart in Auburn last weekend. No self-respecting New Englander would drink that. It's at least worth driving across the border to Texas North for the state liquor stores for real shit.

Definitely. MA is pretty restrictive on some things. At least we can get tattoos here now.

Twid,
Got his tattoo in Seabrook because the laws hadn't changed yet.

No tatts in MA???
WTF?  It's your body!

Hepatitis scare created the law.

Law has since been repealed.

Commonwealth of Massachusetts,
Safety Dance

[Suu]

I'm up to bat.

I'm gonna swing...here it goes:


Suddenly, the idea that Ex-Mrs. RWHN was having a mid-life crisis seems like bullshit.

Nah, she'd be on the same page as me on this.  RWHN-GF is.  In fact she's the one who made me aware of this.

Suddenly I'm glad the concept of balancing free states with slave states booted you guys out of the Commonwealth.

No shit. This is proving NH and ME are really just conglomo Texas North.

The funny thing is I expected more from ME. I mean, we all know that NH is full of insane people. I guess Mainiacs just hide it a bit better.

They had bins of Seagram's wine coolers in sale barrels for 99 cents each at Walmart in Auburn last weekend. No self-respecting New Englander would drink that. It's at least worth driving across the border to Texas North for the state liquor stores for real shit.

Definitely. MA is pretty restrictive on some things. At least we can get tattoos here now.

Twid,
Got his tattoo in Seabrook because the laws hadn't changed yet.

That was before my time up here. Tattoos and guns have been legal in the Plantations since forever. We'd be almost like NH if we weren't so greedy.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

It is still technically illegal to interfere with the worship of god! I know because the Scientologists tried to use that one and then we made fun of them for having no gods and they sulked.

[Suu]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

And Rhode Islanders were to be shot on site if crossing the border after dark. Note: Rhode Islander, not Providence Plantationer. I had to point that out to someone who thought he was being funny, and I reminded up that Portsmouth is where the bad kids went. And Newport had...sailors.

[Left]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

TX had an old law that said you have to give a released convict $50 and a good horse.
It now has been repealed after a convict demanded it, he resold the horse for a couple thousand.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"

Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

[Suu]

RI and CT had to stop disputing their border on the Pawcatuck River in 1879, or they would both be forced to join NH. Not MA, NH. That was a fucking punishment back in the day.

...CT claimed a mile of RI a few years ago, and that law came up. New Hampshire went, "FUCK NO! DEMOCRATS!" and we be like, "SALES TAX RELIEF, BITCHES....oh fuck property taxes." And like NH went, "Trololololo." And CT be all, "Fuck this, we're joining NY." And we went, "Later spags. (finally.)" And then NH gave up. And then MA stopped charging tax on their liquor and got all of RI's business. The end.

-Suu
True story bro.

[Suu]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"

Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

Yep.

[Left]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"

Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

[AFK]

Thread summary:

RWHN: "PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES, IT'S DANGEROUS"

Discordians: "Why are you here, again?"

Same as every RWHN thread.

Not even close.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

It is still technically illegal to interfere with the worship of god! I know because the Scientologists tried to use that one and then we made fun of them for having no gods and they sulked.

Well, that is a law I do agree with. People should be able to worship in peace. That said, you weren't protesting inside the church.

[Suu]

Also, until a couple of years ago, it was still technically illegal to blaspheme against Christianity, with a punishment, if I recall, of $300 or a year in jail, which just goes to show how old the law was.

Also recently repealed, Native Americans not being allowed on Boston Common. And no shooting bears on Boston Common.

These three laws, naturally, have not been enforced in a very, very, long time.

It is still technically illegal to interfere with the worship of god! I know because the Scientologists tried to use that one and then we made fun of them for having no gods and they sulked.

Well, that is a law I do agree with. People should be able to worship in peace. That said, you weren't protesting inside the church.

That was a cold, icky afternoon.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

RI and CT had to stop disputing their border on the Pawcatuck River in 1879, or they would both be forced to join NH. Not MA, NH. That was a fucking punishment back in the day.

...CT claimed a mile of RI a few years ago, and that law came up. New Hampshire went, "FUCK NO! DEMOCRATS!" and we be like, "SALES TAX RELIEF, BITCHES....oh fuck property taxes." And like NH went, "Trololololo." And CT be all, "Fuck this, we're joining NY." And we went, "Later spags. (finally.)" And then NH gave up. And then MA stopped charging tax on their liquor and got all of RI's business. The end.

-Suu
True story bro.

This actually made me LOL.

Twid,
New England is hilarious

[Suu]

RI and CT had to stop disputing their border on the Pawcatuck River in 1879, or they would both be forced to join NH. Not MA, NH. That was a fucking punishment back in the day.

...CT claimed a mile of RI a few years ago, and that law came up. New Hampshire went, "FUCK NO! DEMOCRATS!" and we be like, "SALES TAX RELIEF, BITCHES....oh fuck property taxes." And like NH went, "Trololololo." And CT be all, "Fuck this, we're joining NY." And we went, "Later spags. (finally.)" And then NH gave up. And then MA stopped charging tax on their liquor and got all of RI's business. The end.

-Suu
True story bro.

This actually made me LOL.

Twid,
New England is hilarious

The fact that you understood the entire scenario without me going into details says enough.