What did you do with my RWHN?

[Suu]

Somebody's outrage isn't a legitimate reason not to report news, because there's always going to be someone, somewhere,outraged by something.

This.

Which is why I snarfed when I saw the issues were being taken off the market. Just because I don't like something in the news doesn't mean it's going to be removed. Shit just doesn't work that way.

[Ben Shapiro]

I laugh, and then google the butt chugging trend so I can laugh even harder!

[Doktor Howl]

DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

Let's try again.

YOU
DO NOT
GET
TO
BE
OUTRAGED
FOR
US.

They can be mad if they want to, but YOU DON'T GET ANY, YOU RUBBERNECKING ASSHAT.

[Suu]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/18/colbert-rolling-stone-boston-bomber-cover-video_n_3618174.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

[Doktor Howl]

I laugh, and then google the butt chugging trend so I can laugh even harder!

Also, "Pharming".

You know, all the kids are doing it. They empty all the pills in the house into a big bowl, and randomly eat handfulls while they watch old Bugs Bunny reruns.

Then there's the ones "inhaling alcohol".

For the best laugh, google "Jenkem" or "Butt Hash".

Also, you must be against ANYTHING that allows people to make their own decisions, because only YOU are smart enough to make decisions.  If you can manage that level of arrogance (and then BRAG about how arrogant you are), then you can be RWHN.

Last thing is, are children humans or slightly stunned housepets?  If you think they're the latter, then you are well on your way to being a RWHN.

[AFK]

I've been married to my wife for two years, and been together five years. Probability of me turning into RWHN once I have kids is? I don't want to live in a world where I turn in RWHN.

Being RWHN requires wearing more shirts, so you probably should avoid at all costs.   

[Doktor Howl]

I've been married to my wife for two years, and been together five years. Probability of me turning into RWHN once I have kids is? I don't want to live in a world where I turn in RWHN.

Being RWHN requires wearing more shirts, so you probably should avoid at all costs.   

Oh, yeah, he's right.  You must also dress like a muppet.

[AFK]

I laugh, and then google the butt chugging trend so I can laugh even harder!

Also, "Pharming".

You know, all the kids are doing it. They empty all the pills in the house into a big bowl, and randomly eat handfulls while they watch old Bugs Bunny reruns.

Then there's the ones "inhaling alcohol".

For the best laugh, google "Jenkem" or "Butt Hash".

Also, you must be against ANYTHING that allows people to make their own decisions, because only YOU are smart enough to make decisions.  If you can manage that level of arrogance (and then BRAG about how arrogant you are), then you can be RWHN.

Last thing is, are children humans or slightly stunned housepets?  If you think they're the latter, then you are well on your way to being a RWHN.

This thread has nothing to do with drugs but you're pretty hard up to make it one aren't you?

[AFK]

I've been married to my wife for two years, and been together five years. Probability of me turning into RWHN once I have kids is? I don't want to live in a world where I turn in RWHN.

Being RWHN requires wearing more shirts, so you probably should avoid at all costs.   

Oh, yeah, he's right.  You must also dress.

Fixed

[AFK]

DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

And RWHN is here to speak for them. 

No, I'm here voicing my opinion on the matter, but I believe before people get all "it doesn't hurt anyone" they should ponder the voracity of that idea.

[Ben Shapiro]

I broke binks' legs so she never leaves me!
I'm currently wearing a wife beater under my K.I.S.S shirt.

I'm RWHNally confused save me yellow man!

[Doktor Howl]

I laugh, and then google the butt chugging trend so I can laugh even harder!

Also, "Pharming".

You know, all the kids are doing it. They empty all the pills in the house into a big bowl, and randomly eat handfulls while they watch old Bugs Bunny reruns.

Then there's the ones "inhaling alcohol".

For the best laugh, google "Jenkem" or "Butt Hash".

Also, you must be against ANYTHING that allows people to make their own decisions, because only YOU are smart enough to make decisions.  If you can manage that level of arrogance (and then BRAG about how arrogant you are), then you can be RWHN.

Last thing is, are children humans or slightly stunned housepets?  If you think they're the latter, then you are well on your way to being a RWHN.

This thread has nothing to do with drugs but you're pretty hard up to make it one aren't you?

Naw, thread's about you and your ridiculous bullshit.  We can also go over your insistence that privately owned "assault weapons" are basically the same as household nuclear weapons, while we're at it.

Because it's all about you, man.

[Doktor Howl]

I broke binks' legs so she never leaves me!
I'm currently wearing a wife beater under my K.I.S.S shirt.

I'm RWHNally confused save me yellow man!

QUICK!  BE OUTRAGED ABOUT SOMETHING!

[Doktor Howl]

DEAR RWHN,

http://www.policymic.com/articles/35749/i-was-at-the-boston-marathon-bombing-this-is-my-story

That's a good friend of mine. She comes over for dinner when she's not insanely busy with work. In the weeks afterwards, I got to check up on the parents at the playground, some of whom had friends who were severely injured. I had to talk to my kids about what happened at a park they love to spend time at. We were at Copley just a couple weeks ago, in fact.

You don't get to be offended on my behalf. EVER. You do not have the right to be offended on behalf of anyone in Boston. Get your righteous moral indignation somewhere else, because you can not take it from here.

And what about the other victims who were there and are outraged by the cover?  Do they count less somehow?

And RWHN is here to speak for them. 

No, I'm here voicing my opinion on the matter, but I believe before people get all "it doesn't hurt anyone" they should ponder the voracity of that idea.

"Voracity"?

Did you mean "veracity"? 

Are you on the jenkem again, dude?

[Ben Shapiro]

BAN BEATLES MUSIC! BECAUSE IT'S SO SHITTY YOU HAVE TO GET HIGH TO ENJOY IT!!

FOR THE CHILDREN!