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[Doktor Howl]

I'm going to write bios for a sticky thread collecting the histories of anyone foolish enough to volunteer for this.  I do not need your facts, I will just make it up as I go along.

If I do for some strange reason need info, I'll PM you.

This is volunteer only, so bring an extra butt, because the one you have is going to hurt.

WHEN I am done with the first dozen, I will arrange a contest to see which victim or victims gets to write my bio.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Nobody? Oh, fine.

[Salty]

Dooooo eeeeeeet.

[Pæs]

MY BODY IS READY.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Wow. Sign me up. It's been a whole twelve hours or so!

[Left]

It won't be the first time someone's bruised up my ass...

[Richter]

Go for it.  You made me look TOO GOOD in LOBB.  I need something to scare off the extra attention.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

X

[Doktor Howl]

If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it.  Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it.  Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.

Oh. Damn. Gimme a few min.

[LMNO]

My ass is yours.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

If you want a picture to go with your bio, post it.  Otherwise I'll just grab something awful and portray it as you.

Like, spagbook pictures or tentaclefaces?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That's the only one of me I have, I think. Feel free to use it or whatever else you dredge up.

[Doktor Howl]

That's the only one of me I have, I think. Feel free to use it or whatever else you dredge up.

On it.