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TUCSON IS LIKE HEAVEN AND EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 19, 2013, 03:47:05 AM

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Doktor Howl

July 19, 2013, 03:47:05 AM
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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1
July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM
I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.
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#2
July 19, 2013, 04:10:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM
I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.

:potd:
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#3
July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.
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#4
July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson.  BPVs are the new wife-beaters.
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Suu

#5
July 19, 2013, 04:23:38 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson.  BPVs are the new wife-beaters.

:horrormirth:
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July 19, 2013, 04:25:06 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:10:27 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on July 19, 2013, 04:08:52 AM
I AM THE POLICE. GIVE ME ALL YOUR DING-DONGS AND SLIM-JIMS IN A PAPER SACK.

:potd:

Wonder if he'll try the ol' twinkie defense?
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#7
July 19, 2013, 05:04:20 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 19, 2013, 04:22:48 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 19, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
I like the bulletproof vests touch. It's like they got drunk and watched "Heat" or something.

Or Tucson.

Tucson.  BPVs are the new wife-beaters.

Oh my god, I can see that happening.
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#8
July 19, 2013, 12:11:44 PM
QuoteDeputies were called to a Giant Gas Station...

Pretty sure this would have never happened in a normal-sized gas station  :argh!:

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#9
July 28, 2013, 06:29:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on July 19, 2013, 12:11:44 PM
QuoteDeputies were called to a Giant Gas Station...

Pretty sure this would have never happened in a normal-sized gas station  :argh!:

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July 29, 2013, 04:42:28 AM
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