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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, July 23, 2013, 09:23:28 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

I don't have enough people coming over for Tuesday dinner, anyone free? This week's theme is ball-shaped foods.

Nephew Twiddleton

Alas i cant- doing trivia with villager pickles and pickles gf.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

Shit, if I had seen this sooner. I already cooked and the boyfriend is snoring.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Q. G. Pennyworth

fucking hell, man, I am not drinking wine any more.

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Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy