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Started by Doktor Howl, July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

Did the Teabaggers have him grown in a vat or something? :|

Sir Squid Diddimus

If they can make schmeat....
http://www.new-harvest.org/2013/06/meet-schmeat-lab-grown-meat-hits-the-grill-this-month-cbc-news/

Then surely they can grow an "ideal citizen who happens to be of color" that never experiences any racism because he simply, oh for fuck's sake, who in the hell is he kidding? Himself. That's who.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus


Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

Suu

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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE FUTURE I WANTED.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S BILLY RAY CYRUS'S KID MAKING JACK VIDS FOR GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE REAL PR0N
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MMIX

Well, you know, it could have been a lot worse . . .
      some fool might have set it to music
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Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 12:59:01 AM
If they can make schmeat....
http://www.new-harvest.org/2013/06/meet-schmeat-lab-grown-meat-hits-the-grill-this-month-cbc-news/

Then surely they can grow an "ideal citizen who happens to be of color" that never experiences any racism because he simply, oh for fuck's sake, who in the hell is he kidding? Himself. That's who.

I see reality has ruined another joke:

http://www.ilovemeattube.com/index.html
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

hooplala

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: stelz on July 24, 2013, 04:47:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:59:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2013, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 24, 2013, 01:15:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 01:01:45 AM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6903913/music-videos-without-music-we-cant-stop

:eek:

JUST the music stripped out.

That... but I .... it just...

IT'S GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

THE FUTURE I WANTED.

I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S BILLY RAY CYRUS'S KID MAKING JACK VIDS FOR GUYS WHO DON'T HAVE REAL PR0N

UK SAVED.  THANK YOU, MS CYRUS.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 24, 2013, 12:35:57 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/07/22/1225697/-Allen-West-says-he-never-experienced-racism-because-he-was-respectful

Oh, so Black men just need to be RESPECTFUL... you know, keep their eyes on the floor, say "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" when a White person addresses them, stay in their own places and avoid walking through White neighborhoods. Problem solved!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."