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Started by Doktor Howl, July 25, 2013, 06:33:27 PM

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July 25, 2013, 06:33:27 PM
Molon Lube

LMNO

#1
July 25, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
QuoteBut the cold isn't good news for everyone. In Boston, where the heat index was 105 last Friday, Thursday's forecast says temperatures won't break 70.


BALLS.  This weather is perfect.  More, please.

Doktor Howl

#2
July 25, 2013, 06:47:58 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
QuoteBut the cold isn't good news for everyone. In Boston, where the heat index was 105 last Friday, Thursday's forecast says temperatures won't break 70.


BALLS.  This weather is perfect.  More, please.

This shit is bad for you.
Molon Lube

Suu

#3
July 25, 2013, 07:33:42 PM
Are you kidding? I had to actually put pants on today. After 2 weeks of working in my skivvies, I have to wear CLOTHES.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#4
July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

Left

#5
July 25, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
Sounds heavenly.
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Suu

#6
July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#7
July 25, 2013, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

EXCEPT RAIN.

RAIN IS DESTROYING TUCSON AS WE SPEAK.  THERE IS NO SKY, ONLY ANGER.

JELLUS?
Molon Lube

LMNO

#8
July 25, 2013, 08:16:55 PM
 :youmad:

Doktor Howl

#9
July 25, 2013, 08:17:44 PM
I am now under a wildfire warning AND a flash flood warning.  AT THE SAME TIME.

Not watch, warning.

:lulz:

WOOO WOOO!  Who WOULDN'T live here if they could?
Molon Lube

Suu

#10
July 25, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:09:58 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 07:49:37 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on July 25, 2013, 07:34:44 PM
BEST WEATHER.

EXCEPT RAIN.

RAIN IS DESTROYING TUCSON AS WE SPEAK.  THERE IS NO SKY, ONLY ANGER.

JELLUS?

Depends. You have functional roofs, right? Cause like...I watching water come down my wall right now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

#11
July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#12
July 25, 2013, 08:23:15 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2013, 08:21:34 PM
Depends. You have functional roofs, right? Cause like...I watching water come down my wall right now.

You have GROUND COVER.

We have a 40 mile-wide water slide.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#13
July 25, 2013, 08:23:44 PM
GETTING ALL OLD TESTAMENT, HERE!
Molon Lube

LMNO

#14
July 25, 2013, 08:25:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 25, 2013, 08:21:41 PM
To the East, a wall of fire.

To the South, a wall of water.

The wind is blowing from the East, and the North and West are both downhill.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I expect to lose power within minutes.

This is the reason 360o panoramic cameras were invented.
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