I FIXED THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

[Bu🤠ns]

This is fucking fantastic

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I approve of this

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is some fucking spaggotry, right here. 

[Cain]

[LMNO]

I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.

[Bu🤠ns]

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87357637/PIMPPRICIPIN.mp3


text to speech version 

[Cain]

I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.

Only quirky one-liners, gifs and jpegs, until I get my shit shipped.

[Don Coyote]

I think we need a "Cultural Appropriation" gif.


Also this thread is mad dope yo.

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Everything old is new again!

[Telarus]

I don't think I was around when you pulled that... where did you hit? 

[Pæs]

I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.

Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.

I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.

[East Coast Hustle]

I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.

Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.

I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.

Ah, OK. I didn't realize that's what it was. I thought you had found someone's writing. Never mind then.

[PANGO!]

PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

Y'all shit ain't right.