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I FIXED THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA

Started by Pæs, July 26, 2013, 03:39:31 AM

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Bu🤠ns

#15
July 27, 2013, 01:21:13 AM
This is fucking fantastic :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
July 27, 2013, 01:30:34 AM
I approve of this
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
July 27, 2013, 01:36:50 AM
This is some fucking spaggotry, right here.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#18
July 27, 2013, 01:45:32 AM

LMNO

#19
July 27, 2013, 03:41:07 AM
I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.

Bu🤠ns

#20
July 27, 2013, 03:53:58 AM

Cain

#21
July 27, 2013, 09:04:52 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 27, 2013, 03:41:07 AM
I'm so fucking glad Cain has time to post somewhat regularly.

Only quirky one-liners, gifs and jpegs, until I get my shit shipped.

Don Coyote

#22
July 27, 2013, 01:59:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 27, 2013, 01:45:32 AM


I think we need a "Cultural Appropriation" gif.


Also this thread is mad dope yo.

East Coast Hustle

#23
July 27, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
July 27, 2013, 06:56:30 PM
Everything old is new again!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#25
July 27, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
I don't think I was around when you pulled that... where did you hit?  :evil:
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Pæs

#26
July 28, 2013, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 27, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.

I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.

East Coast Hustle

#27
July 28, 2013, 09:19:36 PM
Quote from: Pæs on July 28, 2013, 01:17:06 AM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on July 27, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
I don't know why, bit it actually kinda chaps my ass that someone bit my old schtick like this.

I shouldn't care at all, since I don't give two shits about the PD and faux-ghetto-speak is so 2005.
Sorry dude, you probably put more effort into it than I did.

I plugged that shiznit into Gizoogle.net's textilizer and liked some of what it spat out. Didn't know it would step on yer toes.

:lulz:

Ah, OK. I didn't realize that's what it was. I thought you had found someone's writing. Never mind then.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

PANGO!

#28
July 29, 2013, 04:38:27 AM
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

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WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
July 29, 2013, 05:01:12 AM
Quote from: PANGO! on July 29, 2013, 04:38:27 AM
PANGO! DISAPPROVE OF THIS ENDEAVOR.

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA ALREADY TOTALLY ILLEGIBLE AND IMPOSSIBLE TO READ. WHY IS REASON FOR MAKING IT MORE WORSE THAN ALREADY IT IS?

BE LIKE PANGO! AND MAXIMIZE BENEFICIAL GRAMMAR FOR GOOD OF MANKIND.

PANGO! TRANSLATE ENTIRE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA FOR YOU NOW:

Quote
WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY! WILL AND KATE HAD A BABY!

Y'all shit ain't right.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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