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I am full of hate right now.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 30, 2013, 05:54:52 PM

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Doktor Howl

July 30, 2013, 05:54:52 PM
Fucking zombies.  All of You People.  WAKE THE FUCK UP!  SAY SOMETHING!  This is starting to feel like a Goddamn TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE.

*pant, wheeze*

Well, that isn't going to accomplish anything, is it?  Other than Eliza-esque excuse making.

No, I feel I shall have to resort to terrorism.  That won't fix anything, either, but it will make me feel better.

You People want something to VIEW?  I'll fucking GIVE you something to VIEW.

:crankey:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1
July 30, 2013, 06:02:02 PM
Hint:  Remember this shit, old timers?



That's not it, of course, but it is a bit of a hint.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
July 30, 2013, 06:07:31 PM
Who's that?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#3
July 30, 2013, 06:10:51 PM
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#4
July 30, 2013, 06:13:59 PM
Seems all the really awful shit got pruned.

Thwarted again.

I guess I'll just log off, then.  See you guys whenever.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#5
July 30, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Disregard.  PILLS HERE.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
July 30, 2013, 08:33:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 08:32:46 PM
Disregard.  PILLS HERE.

Good, the future is scary.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#7
July 30, 2013, 08:41:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:02:02 PM
Hint:  Remember this shit, old timers?



That's not it, of course, but it is a bit of a hint.

:horrormirth:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#8
July 30, 2013, 08:44:21 PM
All this thread needs now is cat~maxwell, an irrevelant discussion about tequila and smonenoe woh tpyes lkie tihs and it'll be like 2005 all over again.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
July 30, 2013, 09:05:50 PM
Some one roll a fattie for that pimp daddy.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Left

#10
July 30, 2013, 11:23:46 PM
Dok, always take the pills like the nice doctors tell you to.

...It's how I became this paragon of sober, industrious, and sane living. :fnord:
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Anna Mae Bollocks

#11
July 30, 2013, 11:46:51 PM
I WANT to hear the story behind the guy in the velvet pimp getup.

I'm SICK.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

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#12
July 31, 2013, 12:36:57 AM
Quote from: stelz on July 30, 2013, 11:46:51 PM
I WANT to hear the story behind the guy in the velvet pimp getup.

I'm SICK.
I believe he's the proprietor of http://www.pimpdaddy.com/
Hope was the thing with feathers.
I smacked it with a hammer until it was red and squashy

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
July 31, 2013, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:02:02 PM
Hint:  Remember this shit, old timers?



That's not it, of course, but it is a bit of a hint.

Whyyyyy does that guy look so familiar?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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July 31, 2013, 01:18:22 AM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on July 31, 2013, 01:11:17 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 30, 2013, 06:02:02 PM
Hint:  Remember this shit, old timers?



That's not it, of course, but it is a bit of a hint.

Whyyyyy does that guy look so familiar?

He's got one of those face. And his hat looks shooped on....some how.....
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