Disney movies that would never be made today.

[Suu]

Beauty and the Beast: Downright violent. It also encourages women to read books and be smart. We can't have that. Belle should know her place. I mean, she clearly "asked" for being imprisoned by the beast for wandering off on her own to look for her father.

101 Dalmatians: One word: PETA.

Aladdin: Terrorist agenda creeping in to influence our good Christian children. That, and Aladdin is a thief. This is how common criminals are made. Good thing he didn't have guns. Did you hear them just say "Allah?!" THEY JUST SAID ALLAH!

Cinderella: Obviously a welfare queen who doesn't want to work.

Alice in Wonderland: Self explanatory.

Hercules: Encourages paganism.





Feel free to add.

[Doktor Howl]

Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.

[Suu]

Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.

It also involves religion, I mean, he lives in a CHURCH.

[Doktor Howl]

The Little Mermaid:  Bargains are for getting out of; you don't have to hold to your end of it if you're pretty.

[Doktor Howl]

All of these movies would be made today.  Every last one of them.

[Doktor Howl]

Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

[AFK]

Mary Poppins:  Witchcraft and hallucinogens
Alice in Wonderland:  Witchcraft and hallucinogens
Winnie the Pooh:  Gay agenda and hallucinogens

[Doktor Howl]

Hunchback of Notre Dame:  Because a member of the opposite sex will choose a hunchback nobody over a fairly decent looking, powerful person.

It also involves religion, I mean, he lives in a CHURCH.

Misread the title.  I thought this was supposed to be a "what are the real messages of the films?" thing.

[Doktor Howl]

http://movies.disney.com/new-and-upcoming

[Junkenstein]

So we're just not going to mention "Song of the South" then?

[Doktor Howl]

So we're just not going to mention "Song of the South" then?

That's okay.  Pocahontas sort of made the rapey bits go away, they can sanitize anything.

[Suu]

Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

[Salty]

Id have to contest the Aladin one. They already made everyone in that movie, except the bad guys, so white bread. Aladin himself sounds like a frat kid, and Jasmin being all "I am not a prize to blah blah." STFU AND BERKA YO ASS.

I dunno, generally Disney takes the bad shit and makes you think it ain't bad.

All those Grimms tales made so safe and sugary.

[Doktor Howl]

Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

[Suu]

Sounds like someone has been getting their daily dose of Facebook outrage.

Not really. I've been throwing on my Disney movies as background noise while I work as I late, and it's been at least 10 years since I've seen most of them and I've noticed stuff that totally sticks out that I just don't think would fly today without some sort of petition or outrage from one or more fringe mother groups.

The fringe mother groups were at their absolute height in the 80s - 90s, when most of those films were made.

I was probably too young to notice, and had parents who really weren't bothered by it. Though my mom has told me that they dumbed down the version of 101 Dalmatians we got on tape, because she remembered different scenes from her youth. I mean, they dumbed down Mickey's Christmas Carol from the version we recorded off the Disney Channel in the 80s versus the one they play now. They cut out a fair amount of violence, either because of "sensitive content" or the fact that everything on TV nowadays is only 15 minutes long with 300 commercial breaks.