OK Cupid: Round IVXXXIX

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dude:

i would be HAPPY to get to know you. interested?

Me:

Are you in the Alberta Arts/Mississippi neighborhood? I want to clarify that I am not looking for dating or hookups, just expanding my neighborhood social circle.

Dude:

I live in my 1978 Dodge Xplorer 18.5ft HouseCar (a classic with sunken floor), so I find myself in many areas. Alberta / Mississippi areas are indeed great to visit and street camp.. So YES. As well I fully understand your interest is social network expansion NOT dating nor 'hookups'. I myself am OPEN TO, though not searching for beyond the getting to know and allowing for highest good / integrity etc at any given moment.

Today will be a good test as well for the HC as the drizzle i hope stays OUTSIDE....

So, from here?

[Left]

 Um...

[McGrupp]

You had me at sunken floor.

[Pæs]

What does he think capital letters are for?

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Dude:

i would be HAPPY to get to know you. interested?

Me:

Are you in the Alberta Arts/Mississippi neighborhood? I want to clarify that I am not looking for dating or hookups, just expanding my neighborhood social circle.

Dude:

I live in my 1978 Dodge Xplorer 18.5ft HouseCar (a classic with sunken floor), so I find myself in many areas. Alberta / Mississippi areas are indeed great to visit and street camp.. So YES. As well I fully understand your interest is social network expansion NOT dating nor 'hookups'. I myself am OPEN TO, though not searching for beyond the getting to know and allowing for highest good / integrity etc at any given moment.

Today will be a good test as well for the HC as the drizzle i hope stays OUTSIDE....

So, from here?

at least he's not talking about his cock!

[Left]

Dude:

i would be HAPPY to get to know you. interested?

Me:

Are you in the Alberta Arts/Mississippi neighborhood? I want to clarify that I am not looking for dating or hookups, just expanding my neighborhood social circle.

Dude:

I live in my 1978 Dodge Xplorer 18.5ft HouseCar (a classic with sunken floor), so I find myself in many areas. Alberta / Mississippi areas are indeed great to visit and street camp.. So YES. As well I fully understand your interest is social network expansion NOT dating nor 'hookups'. I myself am OPEN TO, though not searching for beyond the getting to know and allowing for highest good / integrity etc at any given moment.

Today will be a good test as well for the HC as the drizzle i hope stays OUTSIDE....

So, from here?

at least he's not talking about his cock!

Yanno...that's a good point.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Dude:

i would be HAPPY to get to know you. interested?

Me:

Are you in the Alberta Arts/Mississippi neighborhood? I want to clarify that I am not looking for dating or hookups, just expanding my neighborhood social circle.

Dude:

I live in my 1978 Dodge Xplorer 18.5ft HouseCar (a classic with sunken floor), so I find myself in many areas. Alberta / Mississippi areas are indeed great to visit and street camp.. So YES. As well I fully understand your interest is social network expansion NOT dating nor 'hookups'. I myself am OPEN TO, though not searching for beyond the getting to know and allowing for highest good / integrity etc at any given moment.

Today will be a good test as well for the HC as the drizzle i hope stays OUTSIDE....

So, from here?

at least he's not talking about his cock!

Yanno...that's a good point.

I think my baseline is too low.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My profile, basically; "I'm looking for people in my neighborhood who might want to go out and chat sometimes".

His profile, basically; "I am a lonely old man who lives in a car".

Sigh.

[Suu]

Housecar?

I honestly didn't know it was a thing. I googled Ford Explorer HouseCar and got this:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Housecar?

I honestly didn't know it was a thing. I googled Ford Explorer HouseCar and got this:

It is a euphemism for "camper van". He lives in one of these:

[Left]

I'd live in one of those.
...If I didn't have a pack of dogs already...

Eh, like my doggies.

[Suu]

Housecar?

I honestly didn't know it was a thing. I googled Ford Explorer HouseCar and got this:

It is a euphemism for "camper van". He lives in one of these:

Oh.

Makes much more sense.  Now I feel pretty sad for the fella. That's a hard life.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Which is why it makes perfect sense that he's on OK Cupid looking to date younger women.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Danger, danger, Will Robinson. He'll just eat all your refrigerated goods and clog your shower with his back hair.

[Doktor Howl]

Danger, danger, Will Robinson. He'll just eat all your refrigerated goods and clog your shower with his back hair.

What did I do now?